when you have to go to the toilet and after literally 1 millisecond medium-sized shit balls start coming out of your ass like bullets being shot out from a machine gun at insanely fast speed
Guy-What happened to your head? Did you skin a caribbean pufferfish and put it on top of your head?
Girl-Um No, this is my real haircut, oh my god.
Guy-It goes well with the rat pelts you're wearing to stay warm this winter.
Girl-Oh my gaaaad, you're such a critic, I can see why you're single.