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doo doo on the floor 

Used when your losing an argument or need someone's attention. It's so absurd your opponent will walk away from confusion and disgust. Also Something to say when your being ignored in a conversation.
Example 1:
Dude 1: Bro your bout as inbred as joe Biden and his cousin.

Dude 2: Doo Doo on the floor (said like this for more diversity)
Example 2:
Dude 2: Hey guys remember wh-
Dude 1: Eyy bros I went surfing down at the omaplata drinking some ranch.
Dude 2: Yeah, I was gonna s-

Dude 1: And rad'ly enough got a rusty fishhook stuck in my foot from Larry David's fishpole.
Dude 2: Doo Doo on the flow.
Everyone: what

when ed sheeran pees on the floor 

when we fell in love he peed on the floor and i licked it up 🥰
When we fell in love, you made my heart drop
And you had me thinkin' 'bout you non-stop
But you cry 'bout this and whine about that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're alright
But you're actin' like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not, just like that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back when ed sheeran pees on the floor 😻

Let me piss on the floor 

When you have a cell mate and want them to leave the cell for some privacy.
Hey man you been in the cell by yourself all day, let me piss on the floor.

Butter on the floor 

A term describing the act of doing something simply just to have the expirience of doing it, and/or just because you feel like it no matter what the consequence.
"I'm not really sure if it's the best idea to skip school this Wednesday, if we get caught I'm screwed."
"Dude just do it, butter on the floor!"

Raw On The Floor 

To sleep Raw On The Floor - is to rest on the ground, normally indoors on someones bedroom carpet, without any comfort aids or sleeping apparatus (ie: pillow, blanket, sleeping bag..)

Derived from the time when you slept round a friends house, but forgot to pack your sleeping bad. Or go to a houseparty - become so intoxicated and pass out asleep on the kitchen floor (usually curled up in the fetal position)
Paul: Where are you sleeping tonight Richard?
Richard: Probably raw on the floor

Dick on the Floor 

When a person is at a party but just kind of wants to hang out... they are putting their dick on the floor. Also when a gentleman is hitting on a girl and he puts his penis on the floor so much that he gets rugburn. Also known as Delta Omnicron Tau Phi
Most parties I'm at I just put my dick on the floor and let it drag for like two miles.