Denver Omelet 

A combination of sex and food.

When two people engage in sexual anal intercourse a lubricant is needed.

Egg Whites are a sutiable lubricant.

Now this special move works by break the egg over the anus entrance.
After the egg is broken, the yolk and egg whites are pushed into the cavity with the penis or object.
After the act is complete, the remaining egg that was in the cavity is placed into a frying pan.

The egg is cooked and eaten.
Thus you have a Denver Omelet.

Jessy made Nick a Denver Omelet after a crazy romp session.

Denver Omelet by P-Diddy Denver Omelet May 12, 2007

algerian omelet 

a sexual act, not unlike the "bangladesh bomber", or the "funnel cake", or the "potato salad", or the "shoeless camel", named for the result of the nefarious act.

so youre doing this girl so hard, when you realize youre really hungry. crack an egg in her vag and light up your bunsen burner. apply to vagina. after a few good pounds in her ass, your omelet should pop out. if done correctly this omelet should be in the shape of northern africa.

man, i was so hungry and horny. i just needed an algerian omelet.

algerian omelet by hume 4th 2007 April 30, 2007

the cheese omelet 

standard omelet but after you do it, you turn around and cut the cheese right in her face.

(varies on how big a fart; extra cheese, wet cheese,etc.)

I had to go to the bathroom, so instead of giving her the standard omelet, I gave her the cheese omelet with extra cheese

the cheese omelet by Rickety Rack December 3, 2007

Monterey Omelet 

The woman bends over from a standing position. The man partially chews a raw whole avocado and three raw eggs and a handful of grated swiss cheese. Kneeling behind the woman, the man blows the mixture into her vagina. The two then fuck vigorously, with the man cuming insider her. The woman squats over a frying pan and pushes the mixture out of her vagina. The man cooks the mixture and they share the omelet on a sunny patio with mimosas and fresh fruit.

Wow, I really enjoyed making the Monterey Omelet this morning.

Monterey Omelet by Chef of the day May 9, 2010

Makin' a sweet omelet 

Euphemism for generically describing inane chatter in online community status updates.

I see Justin was makin' a sweet omelet this morning when his Facebook status told me that he was having a hard time picking out which sock color he was going to wear today. What a punter.

Makin' a sweet omelet by police line do not cross February 3, 2010

Goat cheese omelet 

Goat cheese omelet is just another name for weed

Yo pass me the goat cheese omelet

Goat cheese omelet by Eatdatpussy5000 December 6, 2020

Colorado French Omelet 

When you pass a raw egg through a kiss WITHOUT breaking the yolk.

Bro, I just saw Avery and Lilly pull off a Colorado French Omelet!

Colorado French Omelet by The Real Jorge Avila August 8, 2023