November 5th 

I don't know about the rest of the world. What you do is what you do. But on this day, We in England burn straw effigies of a terrorist who tried to blow up our parliament but sadly (or happily, depending on how you wanna look at it) failed miserably, was caught, and died to get out of being hung drawn and quartered. We burn such a scarecrow on an outdoor furnace that does wonders to speed up global warming.

Remember, remember, the fifth of November,
Gunpowder, treason and plot
I know of no reason why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.

A popular poem referring to the events that took place on November 5th, 1605

November 5th by GalactaK May 21, 2020

november 5th 

Hug your girlfriend/boyfriend day

Girl:hugs boyfriend*
Boy:what was that for
Girl: it's november 5th duh

november 5th by The Girl,shhh November 3, 2020

November 5th 

Bully ivan day

A day where you can bully a Portuguese guy called Ivan

Yo ivan its November 5th u suck!

November 5th by Baddie.. Days n meanings November 3, 2020

November 5th 

National give a girl your hoodie day
give a girl your hoodie for however long you chose to

hey bro have you gave your hoodie to anyone

Nah bro how

it’s november 5th bro how not

November 5th by potatoesokok November 4, 2020

November 5th 

November 5th is national send your arse and tits despite having a boyfriend day, if your sent this definition your legally obliged to do so

I sent Jamie my boobs because it’s November 5th national send your arse and tits despite having a boyfriend day

November 5th by Jamiecrookk1 November 4, 2020

November 5th 

It's national ask your crush to be your bf/gf day

Hey it's November 5th so.... Will you be my boyfriend/girlfriend?

November 5th by Niliac3 November 4, 2020

November 5th 

National ask your crush out day. It is widely celebrated in NUM.

Sundaymonday: Hey today’s November 5th. Do you wanna go get a coffee?

November 5th by anonymous November 5, 2020