ibm 5100

A type of Retro PC, popularized by the anime/visual novel Steins;Gate. It uses some of the most basic programming language available, and could potentially hack or decode any modern web-security system. it was also mentioned by supposed Time Traveler John Titor, who claimed he needed one to save ameerica from a corrupt government in the year 2035. with the way things are going, he might not be wrong. Save your money, kiddies.

Hacker 1: I cant get through these guys' security, what do i do now?

Hacker 2: Run your stuff through the ibm 5100 and it might work. i heard those things can hack anything.

ibm 5100 by The New Anonymous Paradigm January 13, 2014

IBM WCS 

I Banged the Mouse Whilst Continually Swearing

It annoyed me so much, IBM WCS.

IBM WCS by downmyroad October 21, 2020

ibm syndrome 

Itty Bitty Mexican Syndrome

IBM Syndrome is contagious.

ibm syndrome by asianpiguy June 11, 2006

IBM 7094 

if u play funny monkey game (gorilla tag) then you must know of daisy09. an exploiter who plays the song daisy bell. and the song daisy bell is very cool and the reason why is that in 1961 the song daisy bell was played on the IBM 7094. and it is not used anymore. but you can still see the console in person!

dude i wish IBM 7094 was not put out of use.

IBM 7094 by arelandia April 22, 2023

IBM Thinkpad

A really shitty laptop produced in the 1990's. Usually only compatible with DOS and Internet Explorer 5, some people miraculously still use it today.

In general, its the definition of a shitty computer.

Guy 1: Man my computer is a piece of shit, takes 10 minutes to open my email.
Guy 2: Can't be as bad as an IBM Thinkpad
Guy 1: True that

IBM Thinkpad by This is not my real name >.> March 13, 2011

IBM Keyboard 

first, you have the beam spring stupidly loud with a solenoid in a lot of them built well and they are ridiculously tall and expensive, then you have the slappy Capacitive driven model F keyboard of what I use a lot of and I have 4 of those if you think the model m is the best-bucking spring then you have not slapped away on and it is a lot smoother and it is louder than the model m, but it's also expensive for a NON-XT layout a model f AT can cost upwards of 500 bucks and an f122 iv seen up to 1k for restored there are other ones like 4704 and those cost a ton for a nonreproduction you can get a reproduction for under 400 bucks. The model F is a literal brick Shithouse rated to 100M+ keystroke life and cant fall apart because of plastic rivets like the model M. The venerable model M what most of us know about is a buckling spring over membrane design vs the capacitive of the model f and comes with 1 plate of steel vs 3 or 2 of the model for all metal in the 4704 for the case the model m is considered to be a tank build keyboard but in fact, it has an Achilles heel the plastic rivets used to hold it together over time pop off and have to be drilled out and replaces with bolts or screws called "bolt modding". but you got to hand it to them these keyboards are around 25-34 for the majority of them and they have held up better than a razer can and can be fixed. side note model m is MEMBRANE diven. still better than a lot of garbage gamer keyboard built well types like a dream

Godammit Mallard why is your IBM Keyboard so HEAVY me. well the model f is heavy because its made with 3 plates of steel

IBM Keyboard by holy malards August 14, 2020

IBM StellarSphere 

A conceptual idea of a giant planetary sized sphere constructed in space near the edge of our solar system

Jack : When deep space exploration ramps up. .
Tyler : Yeah IBM StellarSphere, and Planet Starbucks, I know

IBM StellarSphere by LaughingDumb654 May 21, 2025