hardcore crushing 

to have a really big crush on someone

person a: he’s super cute, right?

person b: ive been hardcore crushing on him for months!

hardcore crushing by galactic.cola February 26, 2018

Hard Ecu 

Proposal from the British government in 1990 to avoid the single European Currency. The Hard ECU would have been a common – not a single - currency, and circulate side by side with national currencies.

That's the course Britain has chosen, in proposing the hard Ecu as a common European currency alongside national currencies, so that people can choose which to use. Ours is the only fully worked-out proposal for the next stage which has been tabled and I pay tribute to the City's part in developing it. - Margaret Thatcher

Hard Ecu by Teddy Kennedy December 4, 2007

Herr Hardbæsj 

Herr Hardbæsj is love Herr Hardbæsj is life - Herr Hardbæsj

"Herr Hardbæsj is love Herr Hardbæsj is life"
Arne: Hei Herr Harbæsj!"
Hardbæsj: Hold kjeft din forpulte såpedispenser fuglekasse kuk!
Arne: *dies*

Herr Hardbæsj by Daniel De Ferrdo February 8, 2021

My pp is hard 

When your dick gets so hard it's about to explode.

God, my pp is hard and I wanna die.

My pp is hard by nuttery October 9, 2017

Hard Boiled Bitch 

Someone angry and feeling small or insignificant. A person with small feelings but angry about their feelings of insecurity.

"You know what, Andrew? You're acting like a Hard Boiled Bitch today"

"He's in the bathroom crying like a Hard Boiled Bitch. He's been in there for 20 minutes now"

Hard Boiled Bitch by nowwordsgohere April 25, 2017

Try-Hard 

A person who puts significantly more effort into showing off and looking cool than they do into having actual talent

At basketball tryouts, Johnny was the most aggressive player on the court. Being a try-hard, Johnny only did this to mask the fact that he failed to score a single basket

Try-Hard by Wittyusernamehaha February 8, 2022

my pee-pee is hard

What a small child says to their parent when they get an erection

These are called "Baby Boners"

Kid- "Mommy my pee-pee is hard"

Mom- "Oh dear god"

my pee-pee is hard by Psycho_The_Rapist August 18, 2016