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the henderson 

The sexual act involving a tarp and anal beads. Anal beads in while the guy is getting a blow job, and right when he cums the anal beads are removed, and his bowels empty all over the tarp. Then the partner rolls around in the feces and commences to other sexual acts.
Person 1: You ready? Gonna put the tarp down.
Person 2: What do we need a tarp for?
Person 1: the henderson, now put these anal beads in
the henderson by almosttooboss June 10, 2011
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Dean Henderson Stans 

braindead, deluded, dumb, 0 ball knowledge, WORST fanbase on Football Twitter EVER...
Guy 1: Have you seen Dean Henderson stans LOOOL ??
Guy 2: Yeah LMAO, they're all deluded

rickey henderson 

The Greatest Leadoff Hitter in Baseball History. Owner of the all-time stolen base, runs scored, leadoff home runs and walks records. Has 50% more stolen bases than the #2 all-time base stealer (Lou Brock). Known for his hot dog attitude and amazing abilities to do the "little things" to help teams win. World Series Champion in 1989 with the Oakland A's and 1993 with the Toronto Blue Jays.

Played for:
Oakland A's (1979-84)
New York Yankees (1985-89)
Oakland A's (1989-93)
Toronto Blue Jays (1993)
Oakland A's (1994-95)
San Diego Padres (1996-97)
Anaheim Angels (1997)
Oakland A's (1998)
New York Mets (1999-2000)
Seattle Mariners (2000)
San Diego Padres (2001)
Boston Red Sox (2002)
Los Angeles Dodgers (2003)

Rickey Henderson 

1. An acclaimed baseball player known for being a major-league all time hitter and the 'stolen base king'.
2. A person who incessantly uses their own name in the third person in conversation.
'Rickey Henderson, pick up the phone, man, it's me... you.' -David Cross

(Off album "Shut Up You Fucking Baby!"

Jamie Henderson

The best damned canadian ever, drinks of the wobbly pop (The holy grail of Canadia). Also known as "Hendertime"

Uproots from oot and aboot in canadia where the hosers, beavers and mooses live.
Man, He could be as cool as Hendertime.
Jamie Henderson by Taylete December 26, 2004

Sluggish Henderson 

When shit seeps out of a girl's asshole after an anal sex excursion.
After Ryan fucked Aly in the ass, she had a Sluggish Henderson.

cris henderson 

1) a person who mysteriously obtains large amounts of money but doesnt withdraw it. who the hell would call the bank after finding out that an extra 10k had been put in their bank account.

2)a person who lives off their front.

3) a person who creates his own dark cloud, then complains about it.

4) a good friend.

5) the person to call when you are bored off your ass, and want to go party
if you smoke weed everyday, but still manage to get straight a's like some asian.
cris henderson by anonymous July 9, 2004