National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day

When: September 26th

A day when you’re supposed to have at least 1 mental breakdown.

Bob: Oi Jack, what day is it today?

Jack: It’s September 26th, and it’s National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day!

Bob: Oh cool! Well, I’ll be in my room having a breakdown, so please leave me alone for about 20min.

National “Have a Mental-Breakdown” Day by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022

National “Have a Mental Breakdown” Day 

A day, where you must have at least 1 mental breakdown.
September 26th

Bob: What day is it?
Jack: It’s September 26th, that means it’s National “Have a Mental Breakdown” Day!
Bob: Oh cool… I’ll be in my room for a while, don’t come in for about an hour…

National “Have a Mental Breakdown” Day by Diligent ElZee September 26, 2022

Have a 9-1-1-derful day 

A pleasant way for a cop to end a police interaction.

"Ma'am, you're free to go. Have a 9-1-1-derful day!"

Have a 9-1-1-derful day by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018

National Tell Someone You Hate You Have A Crush On Them Day 

Tell somebody you really hate that you have a huge crush on them.

Me: I have a crush on you...
Him: sorry I dont feel the same way
Me: HAHAHAHAHA ITS NATIONAL TELL SOMEONE YOU HATE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON THEM DAY

National Tell Someone You Hate You Have A Crush On Them Day by Definitionmaker123lmao November 17, 2019

Have a Nice Rest of Your Day 

When your cordially invited to go Fuck yourself!

History: When in the Hell did we start inserting “rest of your” in the salutation, “Have a nice (rest of your) day!”

I.E. When you leave a small tip, or in current times, when you frequent almost any establishment, and upon exiting the premises an employee will say, “Have a nice REST of your day!”

Have a Nice Rest of Your Day by AWA2000 December 12, 2021

have sex with a furry day 

have sex with a furry day is on january 8th where you must have sex with a furry or you will be brutally murdered in front of 57,000 people

“OH NO IT’S ALMOST HAVE SEX WITH A FURRY DAY”
“AAAAAAAA”
“HELP US”

have sex with a furry day by the cum teller December 17, 2022

International Have Sex With A Latino Day (21 of November) 

A day where everyone has to have sex with a Latino!

-Hey girl you it’s the 21st right
-Yeah I know I called Juanito up he’s coming to my place tonight
-International Have Sex With A Latino Day (21 of November) gurll

International Have Sex With A Latino Day (21 of November) by casinocolombiano November 13, 2019