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Harrington Park

the smallest, most boring town in the world. home of nature man and dj immense. friday and saturday nights consist of walking around aimlessly with your friends trying to think of something to do, or spending three hours sitting in vera's with a slice of pizza and a coke. everyone's loaded but choose to "live modestly" so you can't tell. we waste our money on buying a $10,000 electrical sign to put outside borough hall, just so we can return it and get less than half the money back. hp is a town where everyone knows everything about each other, and you're considered a badass if you break a bottle outside of jerry's and don't pick it up. the police have nothing better to do than bust people for jaywalking or investigate who wrote the graffiti on the shed outside the school. it's the gayest place ever but you've gotta love it. the end.
-yo man, what are you doing tonight?
-you know, the usual. just chillen around the streets of harrington park, stopping by the cleaners to jack some lollipops. maybe hitting the deli for some mad drinks.
-dude, i'm so there.
Harrington Park by alsdkfjasdkfj December 6, 2006
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Sarah Harding 

The platinum blonde member of Girls Aloud. Known for her hard-partying ways. She's quite cool, and she's now a lingerie model.
Friend: Your hair looks great!
Me: I cut it to look like Sarah Harding's!!
Sarah Harding by iheartumuch January 6, 2008
A fan holland the kpop singer also known as the king of the gays and our king
Random person: omg I’m going to see Holland next week
Harling: omg really r u a harling??? I’ve always wanted to see him
Random person: nah idk who that is I meant the country
harling by Harling February 13, 2019

Lee Harding 

A balding bubblegum rocker who participated in Australian Idol. This poser is known to murder brilliant songs such as holiday and eye of the tiger.
Fan Girl: Lee Harding is sooooo punk!
Me: When Harding became famous a little piece of punk broke off and died forever.
Lee Harding by Sammy G. April 15, 2006
Harking: The over embellishment of a thing or person.
Mike would not stop harking about the ugly bitch he thought was amazing and cute.
Harking by UncleMatt27 July 11, 2016

harding memorial 

its my fucking school.
bitch; hey do you know the school harding memorial?

me; yea its my fucking school pussy bitch

Harding Leg 

The condition of any unexplained rash , cyst , draining infection , limping or general grossness of one's leg.

Can also be caused by sliding into 2nd , stepping on rusty nails or hose testing.

Other known contributors are misuse of Chinese medicine , never wearing shorts , Greek messages and most likely too much mayonnaise.
Female : Do you have Harding Leg right now?
Male: Do I look like Dan , Paul or Brayn?
Female: No
Male: Then shut up , cunt.
Harding Leg by CaptainMick January 1, 2021