Good morning and God bless 

A “good morning and god bless” is when you get your breakfast and coffee ready, just so you can eat it while taking a shit in the morning.

“Ethan! Why are you taking so long in the bathroom?”

“I’m doing a good morning and god bless.”

“Okay I’m sorry I interrupted.”

Good morning and God bless by Benis_Man69 May 22, 2018

Good Morning Streaks 

The Hague way of saying hello

"Good Morning Streaks!"

"Good Morning Streaks."

Good Morning Streaks by wikkibitchin May 1, 2020

Good Morning Post 

A common thing that inner-city black people post on facebook every morning, some trashy white people also. It gets quite annoying and is really pointless.

Example 1 : Good morning post ( LMS

Example 2: lms : Good Morning Post .

Example 3: GoodMorning post wit a ♥...LMS
Exp: 12:00

Good Morning Post by onehundredandonedalmtions January 2, 2012

Good Morning and God Bless 

Drinking coffee and eating breakfast whilst having a shit on the toilet, usually in a communal or social situation.

Ethan: "I just had a good morning and God bless."
Hila: "What?"

Good Morning and God Bless by Dhik Hedd May 22, 2018

Good Morning Vietnam

When someone is passed out usually drunk and wakes up to someone else diarrheaing on their face.

Man, I should kick Carls ass for giving me that Good Morning Vietnam, that was just gross.

Good Morning Vietnam by Timmy Techno September 15, 2010

Good morning beautiful

To gently place your balls across the bridge of your sleeping partners nose. When your unsuspecting guest identifies the smell and warm sensation on their face you say, "good morning beautiful!" Traditionally, executed before brunch. For proper execution, place anus over forehead and squat down. For heavier sleepers, flatulence may be required. Not to be confused with the flying squirrel. Risks of this maneuver include, but aren't limited to; fecal debris left on forehead, receiver startled and causing injury to genitals, or broken noses. Avoid this maneuver following a night of Mexican/Indian food.

Like a ninja, Joe good morning beautifuled Kristi and said "Honey, we need to get up and go to brunch".

Good morning beautiful by MT Newton August 29, 2010

Good Morning America 

Masturbating to the point of cumming next to a sleeping person. Before you cum wake the sleeping person up shout "GOOD MORNING" and cum on the persons face.

I had a one night stand with a girl I never wanted to talk to again, so I gave her a nice "good morning America" to remember me by.

Good Morning America by Zabrow December 18, 2008