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sneaky frogger magician 

When your girl doesnt want penile insertion you have her stand up naked and act like your going to eat her out. You get down in a froglike position, pull out your erect penis, and spring up as quickly as possible and insert your penis in the vagina. If you do it correctly the girls feet should completly leave the floor as if she was levitating. You should then say abra kadabra and show her the live webcam and show her face to the audience. To add even more magic you can insert your penis into the peehole instead of the sex hole.
My girlfriend broke up with me after i gave her the sneaky frogger magician.
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hallway frogger 

(n.) The game that is played when one meets a large group of people that are walking towards you as you walk towards them. One must dodge, dip, maneuver, and elude to attempt to not walk into others, as knocking into someone else will lead to dirty looks.

It's similar to zombie maneuvering, but is generally less post-apocolyptic.
Dude, between third and fourth period, I was totally hallway froggering when trying to get into the library.

*realizes some serious hallway froggering will begin* I had a feeling it would end this way.

The Frogger 

To punch a girl in the kidneeys while having anal sex with her. this often makes her bleed out of her mouth. The Frogger is often used in fucked up gothic/S&M porno.
"I was Bangin' this girl last night and i gave her The Frogger. She charged me with sexual assault and now my friends call me Kobe :("
The Frogger by Kaz Moses May 24, 2004

Peachtree Frogger 

Jaywalking in Atlanta. Since 90% of the roads in Atlanta are called "Peachtree rd, st, ln, ect.."

Comes from the Atari game Frogger, where you play as a frog crossing a busy street to get to a pond.
Fuck the crosswalk, lets just play Peachtree frogger!
Peachtree Frogger by Josh Geyer October 12, 2008

Hobo Frogger 

When dirty hobos suddenly dart across several lanes of busy traffic causing the cars to swerve as if in a game of Frogger.
Jim has to play Hobo Frogger every day when he drives Eurkea, California. So many dirty hobos are getting hit by cars; he describes it as a Hobo Frogger Epidemic. The last dirty hobo Jim hit was wearing the exact same jacket as he was, which is why Jim's wife to forced him to donate the ugly jacket.
Hobo Frogger by TRTLGRL August 23, 2019

Dr. Frogger Roger Williamson the third

a frog made out of paper who is a scientist and can fly. but he prefers flips. his fav food is veggie/fly lasagna. he lives in Shrek's swamp. he is an orthodontist. he is married to a jelly baby named Matilda. Matilda is a prostitute.
Dr. Frogger Roger Williamson the third is cool because he is a orthodontist who flips and occasionally goes to the zoo.

forest frogger 

when you play leap frog and queef all over eachother
hey lets a nice naked game of forest frogger
forest frogger by Frogaa March 4, 2009