brown firetruck

The #2 to the term firetrucking's #1, a brown firetruck is the bowel-voiding version. Some people think it's funny, but it's really brown and runny.

Thank god for the washrooms at Mooby's 'cause I had a serious brown firetruck on the way. That coulda been nasty! O_o!

brown firetruck by Johnny Frug December 15, 2008

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moist firetruck

Using mayonnaise as lubrication to have ear sex with a female or a large gorilla(;

Boris: I gave your mother the Moist Firetruck last night.
Denzel: Nice. Fuck off.

moist firetruck by Crush Blaze February 11, 2014

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Rocketship Firetruck

A rocketship that puts out fires. Like a firetruck.

Probably the world’s greatest invention since lasers, definitely the awesomest thing that (unaccountably) has not been made yet.

Elon Musk: "I'm telling you man, soon as I'm done with SpaceX and Tesla it's on to rocketship firetrucks for me. Everything I've ever done will have been in vain if these don't become a thing!"

Donald Trump: "Vroom vroom, rocketship firetruck!!"

Rocketship Firetruck by Charlemagne1993 August 9, 2016

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oriental firetruck

A sex act in which a minimum of three Asian men, whilst fucking a white woman, must pull out, run around the woman two times, and reinsert their penises... This occurs every five minutes typically signaled by an alarm

Dude Chang, Kim Jong Il and Mao performed the Oriental Firetruck on Britany for like 2 hours...

oriental firetruck by Vag Madge May 22, 2016