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tongue punch your fart box 

rim job/licking anus
joke is property of daniel tosh
your mom wants me to tongue punch your fart box

Spikey Fart Box 

When your aggressively thrusting a Golden Barrel Cactus in and out of your anus.
Last night i gave my self a Spikey Fart Box it was so calming.

Tongue punch my fart box 

Politely requesting someone lick your turd cutter. Often for sexual gratification.
Your girl asks you if her sister is pretty, 'Yeah I want her to tongue punch my fart box.'

Tounge punch the fart box 

When someone licks someone else's butt hole or sticks their tounge inside someone else's butt hole
Dude last night I picked up a hooker and I asked her if she would tounge punch the fart box and she did!!!!

finger punched in the fart box 

to have a finger stuck without warning in the rectum
When she went down on me I got finger punched in the fart box

long stick the fart box 

When a girls wants some dookie love or your cock in her can.
Last night this freak was begging me to long stick the fart box!