Dog of the Evening 

When you have a large group of dogs and you choose one to stay in bed with you and eat strawberries. The other dogs get nothing.

Hey young man, would you like to be dog of the evening?

Dog of the Evening by High_Im_Jamers September 6, 2020

Good M'Evening 

With all of us working from home. We sometimes say Good Morning or Good Evening but what do you when it's 9am your time but 9pm for some of the other participants. Instead of saying "Good Morning AND Good Evening", which, lets face it just getting old. You now have a new phrase which will soon also get old. Good M'Evening

Hello everyone Good M'evening. OK lets get started. Business Business Business... Numbers

Good M'Evening by JTheR June 3, 2021

Long Island Evening 

Noun: A complete shit-show of an evening where revelers partake in cocktails from each family of delicious alcohols

Mike and Bethany had a Long Island Evening when Mike's mom was in town... 2x Old Fashioneds, 2x Manhattans, Pink Sanchez, 2 C Suckers, and 3 beers to round out the evening... whew!

Long Island Evening by funkdrucker March 15, 2022

evening high

When one smokes marijuana in the early evening, usually after dinner. It is a mellow and peaceful high.

"That was a good dinner, now it's time for some evening high"

evening high by Carlos August 17, 2006

well a good evening officer 

when walking home from mattys house drunk and see a policeman u have to say "well a good evening officer" and he wont think that u r drunk

policeman - "hello, and wot are u two doing talking to thatlampost"

whitey and lewis - "well a good evening officer"

well a good evening officer by poo July 30, 2004

Evening Chronicle 

Is a local newspaper that is quite frequently used as a weapon by the Jolly Green Giant of Whickham, Tyne & Wear. Whenever when he hears them lads calling him the Giant, Huge Fella, Rocking Machine or Postman Pat, he would unleash his newspaper with a huge grimace on his face, raise it above his head and prepare to knock a severe blow to them lads' skull, but luckly them lads otherwise known as Mr Ronald Bell or Mr Gary Maddison were too quick for the huge green strider from Whickham that they just ran away and laughed at the pathetic creature.
The Giant would then cry out MAURA HELP THEM LADS ARE TAKING THE MICK OUT OF ME MAMA

The evening chronicle is a weapon made out of paper which is read by people of Newcastle

Evening Chronicle by GMaddison November 3, 2006

emaning 

The wrong spelling of 'meaning'. Something that is understood from a word, sound, behaviour or event.

What the heaven is the emaning of proclivity.

emaning by parquet52 November 3, 2020