Edmonton Oilers

A team that was legendary in the 80's winning 5 cups then sucked for 15 years before winning the western confrence in 2006 followed by a Ten year rebuild and then a return to the playoffs lead by the second coming Conor McDavid

The edmonton oilers are gonna kick the flames asses

Edmonton Oilers by WWF Attitude June 17, 2017

Edmonton Beavers

The Edmonton Beavers are a professional football team in Edmonton Alberta Canada their colors are Orange and Blue

My team got trampled by the Edmonton Beavers on Sunday

Edmonton Beavers by Beavoman May 8, 2019

Edmonton Garden Hose 

A story about an Edmonton man in his garden ramming a garden hose firmly and cleanly up his ass and turning on the hose literally filling his asscheeks with water as a form of ritual he saw online (4Chan) to get rid of his passionate and explosive homosexuality by "cleansing" his insides, however the ritual didn't work (obviously)and instead made him even more homosexual, now craves a different kind of hose with a different kind of liquid in his ass.

I just learned that JAMIE WAS THE MAN THAT DID Edmonton Garden Hose!!!!!!!

Edmonton Garden Hose by Rionox February 27, 2023

edmonton oilers

The worst canadaian hockey team in the NHL. That had a lucky 05/06 playoff run and glory days that where a vey long time ago. Unable to keep anygood players because their family hates the city that is sometimes called. Deadmonton. (Pronger, Gretzky, etc.)

(cbc announcer) Edmonton Oilers miss the playoffs one more year because they have no good players
(2nd cbc announcer)I saw that coming, oilers suck!

edmonton oilers by Adam. July 20, 2006

edmonton standard 

when one masterbates into ones own hand, and then procedes to eat it...this is typical of most Edmonton Alberta residents.

Guy from Edmonton: Man i'm all alone again tonight...and im hungry...great time for an Edmonton Standard

edmonton standard by R-Fed December 7, 2006

Edmonton Soiler 

A Canadian Sex Act involving excessive all night drinking coupled with random drug use, loss of motor functions, faded dim memories, The replacements, sloppy blacked out unprotected sex with half cut sexy-ist swine and an apology note explaining the missing liquor/cheese and/or urine stained mattress in the morning. Also known as getting City Street'd by locals.

Calgarian How I Met Your Mother Fan: "Yo bro, someone i finally found a definition for the Edmonton Soiler. What lugsers, eh."
Douchebagel: "Bout damn time. UP YERS EDMONTON."

OR

Broad: "A damn someone just left one hell of a Edmonton Soiler for me to clean up."

Edmonton Soiler by Chez Fonzerelli February 27, 2011

Edmonton telegram 

A .22 cal bullet delivered to the face at close range.

The Edmonton telegram is useful to convey a serious message on the street and as a kill shot when hunting birds.

Edmonton telegram by chickenkiller October 17, 2011