Cable lineman 

According to the far superior power lineman, they are called 16 foot daredevils. They think they are hot shots but in all reality, their only job is to make sure people can watch pornhub.

That cable lineman is scared of heights, but at least I can watch porn.

Cable lineman by Lineman86 April 8, 2021

cable guy

a savoir from a futile past of dial up internet.

The cable guy is my hero.

cable guy by muffin July 22, 2004

cable and copulation 

Just another way to say Netflix and Chill

"You should come over and do some cable and copulation with me"

cable and copulation by Muthar Yakar September 4, 2016

Cable and cuddle 

When you ain't about that Netflix life! Cable isn't so bad, w/ HBO, and stars. Cinamax after dark can get pretty interesting!

DJ: Hey girl, what you doing tonight?

Jeannie: I have no plans.

DJ: cable and cuddle at my place?

Cable and cuddle by DJ Awesomeness! May 21, 2016

cable tie 

an item that when bought in a store can make you look like a murderer

cashier 1: hey that guy just bought some cable ties.
cashier 2: damn he must be a murderer

cable tie by daisy buch February 1, 2018

Cable stable 

Back in the 90’s when you were poor and you moved a lot so you were never in one place long enough to get cable hooked up.

Things are not cable stable enough for a dog.

Cable stable by DelinquentDoll March 23, 2019

cable technician 

Cable technician is someone who often is a badass that can climb/gaff a pole in less then 30 seconds . Someone who linemen wish they could be . #badass #motherfucker

You see that cable technician I wish I could be like him .

cable technician by #cableguy June 5, 2017