Bundy Cord
Ammon, remember to attach that bundy cord so it doesn't get stuck and occupy a place where it's not wanted.
Bundy Cord by deKunstenaar May 4, 2016
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Bundy Rim
The act of licking clean a dirty arsehole after a massive night of drinking.
Named after a famous rum from Australia which, when drunk in sufficient quantities, produces a sloppy yet high sticky diarrhea, is highly recalcitrant to wiping and can only be dissolved by signifiant quantities of human spit.
Named after a famous rum from Australia which, when drunk in sufficient quantities, produces a sloppy yet high sticky diarrhea, is highly recalcitrant to wiping and can only be dissolved by signifiant quantities of human spit.
Bundy Rim by Neils Svensen August 11, 2022
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Bundy Clocking
Sitting on your friends nose with no pants on.
Optimal bundy clock will leave skid mark on tip of victims nose.
Derived from the punch in card slot system invented by Slate Rock and Gravel Company and used by Fred Flintstone.
So named due to the similarities between the sliding of the bundy card into the slot and the sliding of the nose into the sphincter as well as the crunch that can be heard when performed correctly.
Can also be done by hired employee who may posses added the std factor that one may want to pass on to their victim for added retribution.
Optimal bundy clock will leave skid mark on tip of victims nose.
Derived from the punch in card slot system invented by Slate Rock and Gravel Company and used by Fred Flintstone.
So named due to the similarities between the sliding of the bundy card into the slot and the sliding of the nose into the sphincter as well as the crunch that can be heard when performed correctly.
Can also be done by hired employee who may posses added the std factor that one may want to pass on to their victim for added retribution.
I saw the photo of you tea baggin me at that party. Funny, original, creative.
Really great stuff, I tried something a little different but if watching too much Dane Cook hadn't killed your sense of smell by yelling at you that way he does you would know there is a smudge of shit on your nose right now, not as much as there was; seems you're not the most anal face cleaner (lolPUN)
There's a fb fan page, twitter feed and something called the bundy the baggers united.
Video of the Bundy Clocking on request.
Also, google images is full of photographic evidence of your nose sliding up into my ass crack which had been prepared earlier. Two particularly gruesome shits taken over 3 hours, 1st is lightly wiped, 2nd no wipe.
Don't ever put your balls in the mouth of a passed out individual again you sexually confused quasi rapist.
I'll find you and sit on your nose until I am satisfied with the amount of shit left on your nose as well as the shape, consistency and aesthetic appeal of the shit smudge.
This particular Bundy Clock came with a complimentary dangle berry courtesy of my neighbours dog type animal.
Expect to sneeze shit for 4-6 wks with possible pink eye like symptoms and some kind of hoof infection.
A small permanently inked smudge in a shitish colour and you will avoid further clockage..
MOVE YOUR BUNDYCLOCK!!
Really great stuff, I tried something a little different but if watching too much Dane Cook hadn't killed your sense of smell by yelling at you that way he does you would know there is a smudge of shit on your nose right now, not as much as there was; seems you're not the most anal face cleaner (lolPUN)
There's a fb fan page, twitter feed and something called the bundy the baggers united.
Video of the Bundy Clocking on request.
Also, google images is full of photographic evidence of your nose sliding up into my ass crack which had been prepared earlier. Two particularly gruesome shits taken over 3 hours, 1st is lightly wiped, 2nd no wipe.
Don't ever put your balls in the mouth of a passed out individual again you sexually confused quasi rapist.
I'll find you and sit on your nose until I am satisfied with the amount of shit left on your nose as well as the shape, consistency and aesthetic appeal of the shit smudge.
This particular Bundy Clock came with a complimentary dangle berry courtesy of my neighbours dog type animal.
Expect to sneeze shit for 4-6 wks with possible pink eye like symptoms and some kind of hoof infection.
A small permanently inked smudge in a shitish colour and you will avoid further clockage..
MOVE YOUR BUNDYCLOCK!!
Bundy Clocking by Professor Beatnik April 28, 2011
Bundy'd or bundied
To get shocked or electricuted. This word comes from the serial killer Ted Bundy who was put to death by the electric chair in FL.
Bundy'd or bundied by Chris Duenas August 29, 2005
Bundy bounce
When ejecting someone from a venue, to slam them into the wall adjacent to the door before flinging them outside, in the style of Al Bundy dismissing his daughter's boyfriends on "Married With Children".
"Crusher, that loudmouth in the orange shirt has been harassing every woman in the club. I've been more than patient. When you bounce his sorry ass, give him a Bundy bounce to make sure he doesn't come back tomorrow."
Bundy bounce by SteveAsat January 21, 2012
bundy-muckle
to both bundy and muckle an individual at the same time because each word does not capture the essence of the moment in entirety.
to beat or defeat someone at something, but usually of the owning variety
banjax
to beat or defeat someone at something, but usually of the owning variety
banjax
Person A: Dude, that guy just got trucked at the 25 yard line!!
Person B: Yeah I know. He got absolutely bundy-muckled.
Person B: Yeah I know. He got absolutely bundy-muckled.
bundy-muckle by hugebroski May 31, 2011
Bundy spots
The yellow-brown stains that collect on the armpits of a shirt. It can occur on any type of shirt, but primarily refers to white v-neck undershirts, as worn by the prophet Al Bundy.
Jeff, "Why don't you try washing your shirts with bleach. You got some serious Bundy spots going on."
Matt, "I know."
Matt, "I know."
Bundy spots by dooshkanew October 10, 2009