Abstinence 

The single-most important thing in life; follow abstinence and you'll be set for life, it is for love and those who experience its wait will get the happiness they always wanted. If you don't follow abstinence Tracy will come after you with the Abstinence Paddle.

I ask one thing of you: abstinence, save that for someone you love and have made the commitment to.

Abstinence by M.N4 March 28, 2022

abstinence 

A slang meaning to refrain from watching YouTube for significant periods of time — either as a deliberate lifestyle choice or because of the condition requiring you to abstain from watching YouTube in the mean time.

I cannot imagine having to go on the abstinence from watching YouTube on my smartphone every time I lose an argument with my parents.

abstinence by Emotional Cruiser August 24, 2025

Abstinence Prone 

1:A person that is more likely to play with themselves than others.

2:A person that tries and fails at intercourse at a regular bases.

3:See Shim

Allen: I asked her to fuck but she said she was moving to Africa.
Emoly: Wow your really accident prone...

Jessica: I think i'm pregnant.
Chris: If you weren't so abstinence prone i would believe that...

Abstinence Prone by Chris.Plum.Sen.Nim August 17, 2009

abstinence only

A set of viewpoints and educational policies under which abstinence - abstaining from sexual activity - is the only form of sexual conduct that young people are taught. In theory, this teaches kids not to have sex, and prevents them using a more detailed curriculum as a checklist of things to do. In practice, kids who are taught abstinence only have a slightly lower rate of sexual activity, but aided by their enforced ignorance, have similar rates of pregnancy and sexually transmitted diseases as their more thoroughly educated peers.

In theory, abstinence only education should reduce the risk of sexual activity, but in practice, it does not. "In theory, there's no difference between theory and practice; but in practice, there's always a difference." - Y. Berra

abstinence only by a2boy1der April 12, 2010

abstinence only education 

One of the few kinds of education that actually supports withholding knowledge. Abstinence only education is a form of Sex Ed where people are only informed about the single fact that abstinence is the only completely effective form of birth control.

Abstinence only education is like taking driver's ed and having them tell you not to drive.

abstinence only education by Patrick Tescher June 11, 2006

abstinence only education 

A rather counterproductive form of sex education that is supported by the evangelical movement.

Abstinence only education is a bit like "just hold it" potty training. -Roy Zimmerman

abstinence only education by kmuto December 25, 2008

Abstinence Program 

Any videogame or game that consumes your life and causes nobody to like you

two famous abstinence programs are WoW and, more laughably bad, Runescape. Much funner than wearing a chastity belt

Abstinence Program by Xtreme2252 March 8, 2009