Beat A Fishy Day 

On the same day that beat a furry day commences, beat a slav day commences, and so does beat a Fishy day

Today is Beat A Fishy Day!

Beat A Fishy Day by johnyylol February 14, 2023

Beat a Murder Drone Day 

On January 14th. You can beat the shit out of Murder Drones and they can't do shit about it.

Person 1: Hey there is a murder drone. Let's beat the shit out of it!
Person 2: Oh HELL YEAH! I will get my weapons!
Person 3: I love to beat the shit out of murder drones on Beat a Murder Drone Day

Beat a Murder Drone Day by Murder Drone ZX November 27, 2021

can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race 

It basically means "obviously". Similar to the phrase "Does a bear shit in the woods" or "Is the Pope Catholic" or "Is Snakes on a Plane the best movie ever"

If this definition is unclear, see Man vs. Beast 2 on the Fox Network.

"Hey Carl, are you going to that party tonight?" Carl: "Can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race?"

can a camel beat four midgets in a relay race by Max Casella May 2, 2006

Beat a normie day 

Celebrated on Nov 26th, also known as the day right before Beat A Furry Day is the day where furries can physically harm non-furries, or in this case normies is the term used, with absolutely no consequences.

Normies can not fight back! They may defend themselves using any type of armor but they may not attack under any circumstances.

Furry: hey there buddy! It’s Beat a Normie day!

Person: oh god- oh god no! Please I beg of you I have a wife and kids!
Furry: *proceeds to use a bat to beat person like a piñata with chronic arthritis*

Beat a normie day by Stitchmaw November 26, 2019

Beat a communist day 

Fuck communism, it exists EVERY single day.

“time to beat some 9 year old’s ass, it’s fuck a communist day!”

“Hey Timmy, what the fuck is ‘beat a communist day?’.”

“Well, Johnny, beat a communist. You silly goose.”

Beat a communist day by anti communist lover October 28, 2021

Beat a Roblox R34 Animator day 

January 4th, the day when you can beat up a Roblox R34 Animator without ever facing consequences.

Dude 1: Dude! This dude is a Roblox R34 Animator!
Dude 2: Great, it's Beat a Roblox R34 Animator day, let's beat him up!

Beat a Roblox R34 Animator day by RaccoonWithInternetAccess October 12, 2022

Beat a Pedo Day 

One day on July 17th, all pedophiles surrender to be beaten to death by a ruthless mob, they will have no defense since there is no defense for their actions

Can't wait to celebrate Beat a Pedo Day

Beat a Pedo Day by not a pedophile that's for sur April 4, 2021