thomas

a man who enjoys food, photographs well, enjoys smoking out of his bum bum, sees undead, and likes the taste of copper.

tom: hey man ate out a girl last night
sven; oh really why do you enjoy it so much
tom: i really am a thomas

thomas by sdcardd February 17, 2021

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Thomas

A cute boy with ginger hair

Thomas Sorrell

Thomas by IReadTheDictionaryEveryDay February 18, 2021

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Thomas

A Thomas is someone who appears as a very likeable and nice colleague at first sight. In reality he or she only pretends to be likeable and nice hoping that he or she will be able to dig up dirt on you which he or she can report to his superiors at work. A Thomas does this hoping that he will be able cash in his snitching credits in the future, for example when applying for a higher position.

- ''You're in no way qualified for that position!'' I know Danny, but maybe I can Thomas my way in...
- ''I just got promoted to manager today!'' Guess your Thomassing paid off Danny!
- ''Bro I accidentally fucked up at work but I think our manager did not notice. Guess I won't lose my job after all!'' You're so lucky Danny... *laughs in Thomas*

Thomas by DannyCaruso1988 February 26, 2021

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Thomas

Thomas is an amazing man who will treat you amazingly. A Thomas will treat his children and his wif/girlfriend perfectly. He is also a great son, brother, cousin, nephew, grandson and overall a great family member. I feel bad for the people that don't know a Thomas. He is into sports and can fall in love easily but only he will know if your are the one. A Thomas is very popular but never leaves anyone out.

Thomas means brave and handsome

Thomas by Emma37546 April 17, 2021