retarded bum pirate 

a back door burgler

some one rapes people up the arse

sunny creswell is a retarded bum pirate

batman was raped bye a retarded bum pirate

and harry potter is a retarded bum pirate

retarded bum pirate by josh hankin September 11, 2005

retard gap 

the space between a person's ski goggles and ski helmet that makes them look like a retard. the only thing worse than a retard gap is a retard gap with tufts of hair sticking out from it.

"You have the largest retard gap have ever seen"

retard gap by niggalipnick January 4, 2010

Retard 

\ri-'tärd\ vb : to hold back : delay the progress of.

Or probably what you actually looked the word up for:

adj. : slow or limited in intellectual, emotional, or academic progress.

Often times, retard is used as a slur. That's probably why you looked this up, but I thought it'd be funny to give an actual definition to it as well. So yeah, you learned something! It's not always a slur, sometimes it's used to mean something else, too. But under those contexts, it's best to use "slow" or "delay" as opposed to this word, due to the negative connotation this word holds bu default.

Retard by Magic kitty April 9, 2022

Fucked Over Retard Drivers 

ford driver that cant drive

"out of the way, you Fucked Over Retard Drivers! I HAVE RIGHT OF WAY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!"

Fucked Over Retard Drivers by 1957 dude May 25, 2008

retard bitch 

A miserable excuse for a woman. Often eats tubs of chicken wings and plays tennis, before verbally and physically attacking the poor schmuck who made the mistake of being with her.

The retard bitch needs to be kicked to the curb.

retard bitch by stewbaby September 20, 2015

Tech Retarded 

When someone seems to have a serious lack of understanding with anything that either plugs into a power socket or runs on batteries. Mainly Computers and Cell Phones

Ex: 1

Son: Hey Ma, Can you check the movie times I'm gonna try and get a quick shower.
Mom: Uhh, How do I do that again?
Son: Go to "Moviefone" and type in Jonah Hex.
Mom: I got some porn site
Son: Goddammit ma, why are you so Tech Retarded?

Ex: 2

Big D: Hey man, Do you have Bre's number?
Big C: I think so, How do I pull it up?
Big D: What you never put someones number in your phone before?
Big C: I always just let them do it.
Big D: It's in contacts you Tech Retarded Son of a Bitch!

Tech Retarded by Lead Fist July 5, 2010

Dangerous Retard 

Typically a specific individual who is beyond the limits of retardation. Typically this individual harms others and themselves, due to the individual having no fucking idea about what they are doing. Usually, this person is also associated with the term gutterslut.

'Hey did you hear what Holly did?'
'Yeah! She's such a dangerous retard!

Dangerous Retard by AnonBetsy November 7, 2011