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smoothing someone 

The act of sexual intercourse but without the dick going in. It's everything Catholics need to know!
"Did they do it last night?"
"No he was smoothing someone else"
smoothing someone by That's cut September 17, 2018

To get someone’s goat 

To marry someone to get their goat
Uncle jack wanted to marry miss Maudie to get her goat to get someone’s goat

Johnny Depp Someone So Hard 

When you accuse an innocent party, such as when Amber Hear accused Johnny Depp in an effort to cancel them, when in fact they are (just like Johnny) the innocent party. This can be used to scapegoat someone, shift blame, or just cause chaos. This is referred to as to “Johnny Depp” someone. As an extra form of gaslighting, you can pretend this means the opposite, hire a PR company to help portray the opposite, and remove or hide items off of the internet.
Question: “You’re going to blame an innocent student for Luke’s hysteria?”

Answer: “I’m gonna Johnny Depp someone so hard they’re gonna want to crawl into a hole and die.”

Or

“I did not punch you, I was hitting you”, as you watch the innocent party then escape to bathroom, pursue, and smash a door in their face.

Cutting Someone's Grass 

When someone comes to a group of people and asks to buy drugs and someone says they have that drug before you and you sell your drugs before they do.
- Does anyone have any pot?
- I do, I'll be right back I have to go get it. (leaves)
- Yo i got some pot buy it off me.
- OK
- Man, you're cutting someone's grass.

dogging someone out

My mom walked in on me dogging someone out.

pussy, eating, sex

hold someone's feet to the fire 

Verb: to hold someone responsible for their
Person a) let's hold someone's feet to the fire

Person b) who are you referring to?

Person a) Hilary Clinton, among others