The Marketing Division of the Cirius Cyberntics Corporation

A bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

Interestingly enough, an edition of the Encyclopedia Galactica that fell through a time-warp from 200 years in the future defines the Marketing Division of the Cirius Cybernetics Corporation as: "A bunch of mindless jerks who were the first against the wall when the revolution came."

The Marketing Division of the Cirius Cyberntics Corporation by Existential Elevator November 30, 2003

Lil Biz Corporations 

The Lil Biz Corporations (LBC) is a meme corporation run by professional's. Mostly its filled with memes and jokes. The owner is Lil Biz himself. The Corporation was made because Lil Biz is a fucking rebel

To join the Lil Biz Corporations, you must follow these steps

1: Follow @lil_biz_68 on Instagram

2: Hit up my dms

3: ask to join
4: your now a member
5: Why the fuck didn't you follow lil_biz_68

Lil Biz Corporations by Lord_16 November 7, 2019

Corporatism 

Commonly mistaken in the late 20th and early 21st Century as Capitalist Democracy, Corporatism is a "reversed fascist" political structure where Corporations impose policy onto Government.

Corporatism has divested Governments of the ability to control policy, economy, and ultimately the fate of the nation.

Corporatism by Zuhuhpxy Bullit August 13, 2010

shitbag corporation

a corporation despised for its activities and and has earned its reputation as a shitbag corporation

i read the news paper this morning shitbag corporation is bringing a factory to my town

shitbag corporation by littlejimmie November 30, 2018

Corporal Powell 

A soldier cut down before his prime. A man (or woman) who has tragically fallen short of his (or her) potential. This contrasts with General Colin Powell, who has been very successful.

Corporal Powell, the replicator is not operable during orbital drop...please defer to the the blinking blue light. NO! Do not unfasten your harness! CORPORAL Powell...DO YOU READ ME!?!?! NOOOOOOO!

Corporal Powell by Lineup McShots November 4, 2009

Coronated the fume hood

When a research group moves into a brand new lab and one of the graduate students jerks off into the fume hood before performing any experiments.

Hey Bill, I just coronated the fume hood so we can start doing experiments in lab.

Thanks bro, that'll give us good luck on these projects coming up.

Coronated the fume hood by ChemistOfTheMonth September 3, 2018

umbrella corporation 

"Our business is life itself."
A fictional company in the Capcom "Resident Evil" saga. In the game, the company uses it's status as an enitity to protect (thus the term "umbrella") it's biological experiments of dubious moral and ethical bearing. Can be used as a term to describe any company which engages in similar practices of hiding behind a name or "corporate veil".

Enron was an umbrella corporation, executives used it's name to protect themselves from the law and to hide their actions of dubious moral bearings.

umbrella corporation by elgatofilo July 27, 2004