Catching Trout 

A term used in replace of picking up or hitting on chicks. Basically 'catching trout' is a term men used when wanting to express their or another's skills with the ladies.

Brad: Damn Look at Ryan over there he's surrounded by women
Chad: I know right, Ryan's catching trout

Catching Trout by Bradyshitzinacan August 23, 2018

Crinkleneck trout

Crinkleneck trout is a colloquial term for cylindrical shaped feces.

Oops! I totally forgot to flush that crinkleneck trout. lol. You're welcome.

Crinkleneck trout by Lunch Meat September 19, 2018

Manky trout

Ellie dimbleby’s fanny

Ellie has such a manky trout

Manky trout by Doglicker69 January 14, 2019

Cock trout 

when You raw dog a chick and don’t wash your cock for a couple days.

“Man, I fucked Stacy a couple days ago, then went camping, forgot to wash my dick. When I got back I was walking down the street and a girls like was your dick I can smell it from here cock trout”

Cock trout by Cock trout June 24, 2019

Shallow trout 

A woman who takes a man from another woman just to say she did. Such a woman will brag about being with the attractive yet week man.

My family was torn apart by a shallow trout after 13yrs!

Shallow trout by The Mister's sister August 31, 2019

Large Trout Syndrome 

An illness that causes someone to believe that they are a large trout, and therefore engage in large trout-related activities, such as swimming up waterfalls and spawning. Large Trout Syndrome can be contracted via contact with fairly small trout that wish they were larger.

Friend: I like your shirt, Craig.
Craig: GLUG GLUG GLRBBSHHH GLUUUUH
Friend: Uh, oh, Craig, you've caught Large Trout Syndrome!
Craig: GLRSHHHHH GLUG GLRSHH GLUUURG

Large Trout Syndrome by Admiral Foxface December 2, 2019

Large Trout Syndrome 

An illness that causes someone to believe that they are a large trout, and therefore engage in large trout-related activities, such as swimming up waterfalls and spawning. Large Trout Syndrome can be contracted via contact with fairly small trout that wish they were larger.

Friend: I like your shirt, Craig.
Craig: GLUG GLUG GLRBBSHHH GLUUUUH
Friend: Uh, oh, Craig, you've caught Large Trout Syndrome!
Craig: GLRSHHHHH GLUG GLRSHH GLUUURG

Large Trout Syndrome by Admiral Foxface December 2, 2019