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That’s what I thought

Interpreted as a dominant version of the phrase “make me.” Used as a method of flirting.
person 1: “why don’t you make me then?”

person 2: “ya? maybe i will.”

person 1: “haha never mind

person 2: “ that’s what i thought.”

that's what I'm talking about 

Etymological note: This phrase can be heard in a recording of the (ca.) 1929 Fats Waller song "The Joint is Jumping".
"Get rid of that pistol, yeah, get rid of it... yeah... ha ha... that's what I'm talking about..." (from abovementioned recording, spoken)

wooptie woop nigga what?! 

First coined by rapper Dr. Dre in his song "Next episode." Very similar to a "HOLY SHIT!" moment, can be used to express extreme joy, extreme confusion, extreme nuggets, or any combination of the three. Open to many variations, such as "wooptie woop nigga huuuh?", "wooptie what the fuck are you doing to my dog?", "wooptie woop nigga said that."
Bro...you know that bitch you fucked last night was the littlest Brady Bunch kid right?"
Wooptie woop nigga what?!

Customer: Thank God you showed up man, I've been lookin' for a plug on a quo of nuggets for a while.
Seller: Seventy is straight then?
Customer: ........wooptie woop you gotcher self a deal my good man!"

thats what she said 

An over used joke that was funny the first three times it was used, for evermore that mark of a person (typically male) desperate for pussy and so horny they can't think strait to come of with a legitimate witty retort/joke.

See "thats gay"
Robert: Man last night was fun
Mike: Thats what she said!
Robert:...no, just, no.

We don't know what we don't know 

There are too many unknowns, too many factors that we may not have yet considered. Donald Rumsfeld coined this phrase in response to questions about whether terrorism intelligence collected by government agencies was being shared with all other security agencies.
Q: But seriously, Mr. Secretary, are you confident that all the intelligence gathered has been adequately shared, all the intelligence that Defense and the military has gathered has been adequately shared with other security agencies in the government?

Rumsfeld: Well, of course you don't know what you don't know. All I know is that we get a great deal of intelligence. We see that the individuals responsible for force protection in the United States and elsewhere around the world have it as rapidly as is possible. They then make their judgments as to how they're going to behave with respect to it.
(...)
I feel that we know what we know and we don't know what we don't know.

So what's for lunch?

A expression showing general apathy, disinterest, or lack of concern on a matter.
"Hey, did you just hear on the news that Anna Nicole Smith died?"

"Yeah. So what's for lunch?"