Madigan 

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet, yet she doesn’t see it. She is bold and ambitious. She is also incredibly smart and creative. She doesn’t loose sight of things that are important to her such as friends and family.

Teacher: “What is the definition of a goddess?”

Charlie: “Madigan, duh”

Madigan by Try_hard_teen February 18, 2019

Making Waffles 

meaning to mastrubate
or pleasure oneself sexually

ew shane stop making waffles in the bathroom

Making Waffles by nicholas luciano August 29, 2005

gay mating call

when a rather loud fart is cut, the ears of gay men will perk up to determine from which ass the fart came. thte smell of a nasty old fart to a gay man is likened to a heterosexual smelling a nice pussy

dude 1....(cuts big ass fart)

dude 2....hey man! chill out with the gay mating calls....we ARE in the castro

gay mating call by douglas epley January 10, 2007

making the news 

Something worthy (or not worthy) to be talked about and/or repeated.

My date on Friday night with Richard is definetly making the news.

I can't believe she was telling me about what kind of shoes her boyfriend got; that shouldn't even be making the news.

making the news by cfuptown August 8, 2005

Making Put

To pretend or wish you were doing something romantic or sexual, or doing something romantic or sexual.

I was making put last weekend with this girl in a corner. I went to town with that burger.

Making Put by Wiktorus December 11, 2007

Making Goulash 

Taking a giant soft crap. Typically creating after eating at a German or Polish restaurant.

Hey Hayes, is that your stomach? "Yeah i'm making goulash."

Making Goulash by Cobbler Crapper March 8, 2011

Making Trail Mix 

1) The combining of dried fruits and aged nuts into a edible treat.

2) When an elderly man squeezes his salty shrunken balls into an old ladies dried apricot cooch.

1) I heard your grandparents making trail mix last night and I can't stop salivating.

2) I heard your grandparents making trail mix last night and I can't stop masturbating.

Making Trail Mix by Richard Thimble November 14, 2011