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Making Waffles 

meaning to mastrubate
or pleasure oneself sexually
ew shane stop making waffles in the bathroom

gay mating call

when a rather loud fart is cut, the ears of gay men will perk up to determine from which ass the fart came. thte smell of a nasty old fart to a gay man is likened to a heterosexual smelling a nice pussy
dude 1....(cuts big ass fart)

dude 2....hey man! chill out with the gay mating calls....we ARE in the castro
gay mating call by douglas epley January 10, 2007

making the news 

Something worthy (or not worthy) to be talked about and/or repeated.
My date on Friday night with Richard is definetly making the news.

I can't believe she was telling me about what kind of shoes her boyfriend got; that shouldn't even be making the news.
making the news by cfuptown August 8, 2005

Making Put

To pretend or wish you were doing something romantic or sexual, or doing something romantic or sexual.
I was making put last weekend with this girl in a corner. I went to town with that burger.
Making Put by Wiktorus December 11, 2007

Making Goulash 

Taking a giant soft crap. Typically creating after eating at a German or Polish restaurant.
Hey Hayes, is that your stomach? "Yeah i'm making goulash."

Making Trail Mix 

1) The combining of dried fruits and aged nuts into a edible treat.

2) When an elderly man squeezes his salty shrunken balls into an old ladies dried apricot cooch.
1) I heard your grandparents making trail mix last night and I can't stop salivating.

2) I heard your grandparents making trail mix last night and I can't stop masturbating.
Making Trail Mix by Richard Thimble November 14, 2011