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November 1st 

National No-Nut Day. Hey, only slackers are gonna nut on the first day of NNN. Why not make a holiday out of it.
"It's November 1st. You know what that means. Let the balls be blue."
November 1st by dan_z_galliwag November 1, 2019

January 1st 

“Hey dude it’s January 1st, National Jerk Off Day. Wanna jerk off?”
January 1st by LilGreenFry November 3, 2019

december 1st 

december 1st by 👌🏽me November 13, 2019

December 1st 

National slurp your drink loudly day
Slurp your drink loudly on December 1st
December 1st by MohammedWisam_YT November 14, 2019

December 1st 

National sing any Christmas carol day. Annoy everyone with any Christmas song you know.
Bob: Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle all the way~

Zoey: You've sung that song so many times...when is this gonna stop
Bob: It's December 1st you have to sing your favorite Christmas carol
Zoey: Ok *ahem* Ruldolph the red nosed ringdeer~
December 1st by JJ567899 November 18, 2019

december 1st 

december 1st is offical nut day to celebreate the end of no no nut november
than got its december 1st give me your pussy
december 1st by Bug butt November 21, 2019