The Air Travel Bubble Hypothesis 

Every time two countries announce an air travel bubble, one of them will see a spike in corona cases closer to the flight date, dashing hopes of paid travellers, who would nevertheless be consoled that they would be given first priority for the next fight if they were not to cancel their booking.

On the one occasion when the air travel bubble hypothesis was apparently proved wrong, the decades-old Soviet plane that was carrying a few dozen Russian mercenaries and terrorists was never heard again after take-off—had the ATB hypothesis struck in a more deadly form?

The Air Travel Bubble Hypothesis by MathPlus March 11, 2022

Ad Travelum 

Ad Travelum: appeal to travel

Ad Travelum is a fallacious argument in which someone will deny your opinion on a certain country or region if you haven’t visited that country or region.

Logical person: “I’ve read from academic sources that *insert region* is deeply impoverished”

Illogical person: “you’ve never been to there. How would you know?”

Logical person: “ahh. Ad Travelum, the appeal to travel

Ad Travelum by Davinsky_debunks June 2, 2020

Travestshamockery 

When something is a downright travesty and further, downright mockery.

When the Condor and the Pangolin embarked on their domestic partnership, it was a Travestshamockery, when the Condor chose to always use his name first (ie on the doorbell to their apartment and in their kids' hyphenated last names.

Because the Pangolin was never fully acknowledged in this downright travesty wherein he was habitually mocked, the relationship, thus, is a sham.

Travestshamockery by careco4 January 20, 2011

Travelers Headache 

The headache you get after you have been on a long plane trip, bus ride, or a long car ride.

Person 1- Hey how was your trip.

Person 2- It was good except for when I got home and had the Travelers Headache.

Travelers Headache by jacketsfan123456789987654321 April 20, 2011

Travelove 

when Karma treats you nicely while you are traveling.

Laurence didn't get any travelove as her seat was between two crying babies the entire flight.

Travelove by billmaro97 November 12, 2011

Travel-Zombie syndrome (TZS) 

Travel-Zombie syndrome (TZS), a type of social disorder, is a potentially disabling condition. People with TZS are plagued by an assortment of unpleasant symptoms that cause the afflicted to resemble the walking deceased. The social and professional ramifications of TZS can range from ruined business opportunities to damaged friendships and inappropriate altercations with strangers.

Symptoms:

- Unpleasant disposition
- Bloodshot eyes
- Reduced cognitive abilities
- Uncontrollable drooling
- Garbled speech
- Irrational outbursts
- Chronic neck fatigue

Very little research is available on TZS but some physicians and most flight attendants agree, TZS is very real. TZS is usually caused by long periods of travel in uncomfortable conditions with little or no sleep. In some studies, poorly designed travel pillows were noted to be a major contributing factor to the onset of TZS.

The only known treatment for TZS is the Travel Halo, www.TheTravelHalo.com.

Travel-Zombie Syndrome (TZS)

Innocent Bystander: "This guy was stumbling around yelling nonsense. Then he ripped apart a travel pillow, threw it on the ground, stomped on it and ran away sobbing."

Airport Security: "Sounds like TZS"

Travel-Zombie syndrome (TZS) by ZombieDoc October 14, 2012

Travel Tokes 

'Travel Tokes' is a phrase referring to the passing of a joint from one person to another and the person who has been summoned to pass the joint may take small "Travel Tokes"

Alan - "Calum, pass the joint to Fred over there"
Calum - "Yeah sure" *takes travel tokes*
Fred - "Cheeky bastard you are Calum"

Travel Tokes by YouthRepresent December 29, 2014