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ambush whistler

While whistling a song or melody, the ambush whistler will hear you and whether consciously or subconsciously start to whistle a completely different tune causing you to become distracted and off-key. Common in the workplace, it is also known to happen during elevator rides, cook outs and lawn work.
Excuse me, I was whistling Mary Had a Little Lamb until you started whistling Patience by Guns N Roses - you are such an ambush whistler.
ambush whistler by DubbedOver June 23, 2008
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moonshine whistler 

Billy: Dude, this sunset clapper is looking at the moon and doing something from beyond this world
Jeremiah: Yeah, he is a moonshine whistler, what did you expect?
Billy: alright
moonshine whistler by ragnarok666 December 5, 2016

Teabag Whistler 

A variation of the teabag, but in this circumstance the male rests his testicles on the willing participants eye sockets as they whistle at his anus in a tickling fashion.
Went out last night and met this pretty cool chick. Took her back to my place and administered the ol teabag whistler on her. I'll probably ask her out again

Dutch whistler 

When your eating her ass and she clenches her buttcheeks and says “got your nose” and as she releases she blows a kiss with her asshole
Susan’s boyfriend called her a dirty skank before he went to town on her booty so she gave him a Dutch Whistler
Dutch whistler by Krittjack December 4, 2021

Louisiana whistler 

When you pump air into your girls pussy and hold a whistle over it and inhale the air as hit comes out the whistle
Tom did you here about Greg pulling off the Louisiana whistler on megan

Windows Whistler

The beta version of Windows XP
Originally from Windows Neptune and Windows Odyssey, Windows Whistler is the beta version of windows that lasted from 2000-2001. It was worked on for only 1 year. But that does not mean that Windows XP is Windows Whistler. How? Well, as I said near the beginning, Windows Whistler was made because Windows Neptune and Windows Odyssey was formed together.
Fun fact: Windows Whistler is the Beta version of Windows XP.

cheese whistler 

When a female holds a snorkel in her mouth and the Male puts cheese whiz in the top end of the snorkel and ejaculates into it. The male then takes the snorkel and blows into the mouth piece blowing the cheese and sperm on the female's face and a dog licks her face clean
Two asians one German Shepherd, it was fucking beautiful. I pulled out the one girls ass and gave the other girl a cheese whistler.
cheese whistler by Countchalkula February 27, 2011