Two in the bloody, one in the muddy 

This is essentially the same as two in the pink, one in the stink, but it's silly.

two in the bloody, one in the muddy-

Two in the bloody, one in the muddy by bloodyfingers August 29, 2012

One in the hand is worth two in the bush

A solo wank is better than two shags

Do you fancy a shag my lovely? Erm to be honest ' I'm going home to sort myself out ... You know what they say ... One in the hand is worth two in the bush'

One in the hand is worth two in the bush by Wutanglou December 13, 2015

two in the rung and one in the dung 

Inserting two fingers into the vagina while another finger is in the anus.

In most cases the index finger and middle finger are extended while the ring finger and thumb are curled and the pinkie finger extended.

Have you ever put two in the rung and one in the dung
Yeah to my ex she went crazy for it!
Two for the pink, one for the pink I always think!

two in the rung and one in the dung by UrbanKing21479293 June 8, 2016

two in the scoobert one in the doobert

When you put two in her scoobert and one in her doobert

"Ima put two in the scoobert one in the doobert said john to his bitch

two in the scoobert one in the doobert by Big ol anime tiddy May 31, 2017

Put your one two in her three four 

Just a silly funny way of telling a guy to have sex with a women.

A) Stick your face in her butt...
B) Yuck dude!
A) Come on baby get yo feet wet...
B) Shut up man...
A) Put your One two in her three four :P

Put your one two in her three four by NidgeDFX June 12, 2018

Two in the palm—one on the schlong 

When your girl has your balls in one hand and the other on your dick

Bro we got home from the club and she put two in the palm—one on the schlong.

Two in the palm—one on the schlong by Joetren December 14, 2019

You can’t put one horse in two barns 

You can’t have more than one significant other.

-Caleb Smith 2019

“Devin, I know you like both of those girls. I hate to tell you, but you can’t put one horse in two barns!”

You can’t put one horse in two barns by CowboyCaleb May 11, 2019