riding the elephant 

to be stoned on marijuana. this phrase is apropos because when you ride an elephant, you are "high".

what's wrong with you today? are you riding the elephant?

riding the elephant by shirley eugeste January 3, 2011

Eat the elephant 

A massive endeavor. Far beyond the likes that anyone has seen. A task that must be dealt with. One way or another.

It's time to eat the elephant

Eat the elephant by U better hurry March 26, 2021

kissing the elephant 

Taking satisfaction or delight in calling attention to the elephant in the room. Sometimes humping the elephant.

He often makes people uncomfortable because he's the kind of person who likes kissing the elephant.

kissing the elephant by ABK from J&K July 5, 2008

fridge-stuff the elephant 

A practice wherein a lady fills a condom with water, ties it shut, and puts it in the freezer until it's solid ice, and then pleasures herself with it in front of a mirror.

Sally tried to fridge-stuff the elephant, but the stupid cocksicle melted.

fridge-stuff the elephant by GeniusAndWizard October 1, 2010

saw the elephant 

(like in the circus) saw the main attraction, now (one) can go home

"maria, this museum sucks. we saw the elephant. let's book."

saw the elephant by lauren August 30, 2003

Nellie the Elephant 

To Bombay

A travelling circus came

They brought an intelegent elephant

and Nellie was her name

One dark night

she slipt her iron chain, and of she ran

to Hindustan and was never seen again

oooooooooooooooooo...

Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and

said goodbye to the circus

of she road with a trumety trump

trump trump trump

Nellie the elephant packed her trunk

and trumbled of to the jungle

of she road with a thrumety trump

trump trump trump

Night by night she danced to the circus band

When Nellie was leading the big parade she looked

so proud and grand

No more tricks for Nellie to performe

They taught her how to take a bow and she tooked

to crowd by storm

oooooooooooooooooo...

Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and

said goodbye to the circus

of she road with a trumety trump

trump trump trump

Nellie the elephant packed her trunk

and trumbled of to the jungle

of she road with a thrumety trump

trump trump trump

The head of the heard was calling far far away

they meet one night in silver light

on the road to Mandaley

oooooooooooooooooo...

Nellie the elephant pack her trunk and

said goodbye to the circus

of she road with a trumety trump

trump trump trump

Nellie the elephant packed her trunk

and trumbled of to the jungle

of she road with a thrumety trump

trump trump trump

Nellie the Elephant by Death Menace February 6, 2023

feed the elephant 

To insert peanuts into the penis and massage them into the bladder.

She wanted to play Feed the Elephant but the nuts were too salty.

feed the elephant by Dr Floppinhopper July 30, 2016