the biscuits 

To beat up or kill someone.

Yo! Yall are bout to get the biscuits.

the biscuits by Jon Creed May 19, 2008

Spit The Biscuit 

A game played, where men stand round a biscuit and masturbate and the last one to ejaculate on the biscuit has to eat it.

I played spit the biscuit last night, Dan enjoyed his custard cream!

Spit The Biscuit by EllielliE March 7, 2009

pushing the biscuit

1) Going above and beyond to convince someone to make a decision that they weren't necessarily considering in the first place.

2) Describing a risky situation and the actions that follow.

3) Used in place of a sexual act, both positive and/or negative.

4) Upset or frustrated about a situation or outcome.

1) "I didn't think I needed to buy boots to go with my new coat, but that salesperson is really pushing the biscuit'

2) "I don't mean to push the biscuit, but I think we can go without health insurance for a few more weeks"

3) "Damn, he is hot! I wouldn't mind pushing his biscuit"

4) "Not having proper table manners really pushes my biscuit"

pushing the biscuit by engineergoby April 3, 2017

Miss the biscuit 

1: to miss the mark or not execute something as planned.

2: the opposite of “getting this bread”.

1: they gave me a coconut raspberry rebel instead of my bubblegum frost... really missed the biscuit on that one.

2: yeah I’ve been working open to close for the past two weeks, but hey, can’t miss the biscuit, right?

Miss the biscuit by MissedBiscuits December 26, 2018

Buttering the Biscuits 

When someone ejaculates in another person's ass and doesn't stop, mixing the jizz and feces into a buttery substance. Afterwards, the person churning pulls out and wipes the "butter" on the cheeks of the churned.

Jon: "Yo! I'm going to be Buttering the Biscuits today!"
Davie: "Nice!"

Buttering the Biscuits by Biscuit Butterer December 14, 2021

risk it for the biscuit 

Doing whatever necessary to get that pussy.

-How do I get her to have sex with me, man?
-You gotta risk it for the biscuit

risk it for the biscuit by jlockoooo February 3, 2014

reel in the biscuit 

A term meaning to lure a girl to bed.

So Rocky when are you going to reel in the biscuit?

reel in the biscuit by ALEXfromExeter August 21, 2005