teacher 

as you are a kid these guys may get n your nerves by throwing some Fucking homework on you're desk and you can get so pissed off at these adults because they have power over you and you do not have any power for twelve fucking years but at the end of high school you'll look back and realize that these son of a bitches actually helped you get somewhere in life

im mad at my fucking teacher

teacher by palomino chitwood December 7, 2018

Teacher 

They can be nice or mean. You can have a favorite. And that teacher is the best

Yay the teacher is here

Teacher by Awesome Person55 October 5, 2016

Teacher 

Someone who hates Wikipedia because anyone can put their own definition for something, but uses the urban dictionary, even though anyone can put their own definition.

Dude, my teacher always makes me find a new site for my essay when she finds out I used Wikipedia, but yesterday she used the urban dictionary to look up oofergang, and ignored the top definition.

Teacher by Icywarhammer50 December 9, 2018

Teacher 

Those who can't do so teach; but those who can't teach, teach gym

My Teacher has a degree in Geology, but since he's not good as a Geologist, he decided to teach in a crappy ass school

Teacher by J - Jay May 14, 2009

Teacher 

Torturer of children

That guy was staring at those kids,he looked like such a teacher

Teacher by theanonymousperson March 1, 2009

Teacher 

Someone who gets excessively interested every time you say something.

Student:I used to be friends with that girl(chuckling)
Teacher:So why did you get rid of her?
Student mentally curses and explains,although she doesn't really want to.

Teacher by SomeoneNew October 14, 2011

teacher 

One of Nature's mediocrities who, upon graduation with a snooze-easy degree, is granted dictatorial powers over kids who have, by law, been denied any right of self-defense. So remember, always refer to your children's teachers as "professional educators," not "conceited child-minders" - OR ELSE!!!

Home-school your children; you are the only dedicated teacher they will ever have.

teacher by Special Ed. February 6, 2008