A total douche bag poser who acts like he doesn't give a crap about anything. A total player who will try to mess with your feelings and sometimes pretends to be a nice guy to get into your pants. This person thinks he is the greatest person alive and no one else matters.
Another term describing the monkey scoop, This act occurs when a fart is let out and the owner uses his hand in a cupping motion to grab it and then proceeds to toss it in the face of a unlucky individual. (Caution, This act may induce vomitting)
Derived from the swish in basketball when the ball doesnt touch anything but the net when the player gets a point.
Swish is also a terrible tasting home made liquer.
"dude, I let one ripped after eatin burritos last night, it made for the perfect swish on megans face"
"I got a swish from half court to with the game! BOO-YA!"
"Man this swish tastes gross but it will get us sh*tfaced in no time"