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Super Smash Bros. Brawl 

Noun:

A good game which becomes even greater because it makes idiots on the Internet furious. These idiots, known by terms such as tourneyfag, tourneytard, faggot, queer, NEERRD, and other such names believe that this is a bad game because they can no longer wavedash. The real story is that they don't want to have to learn how to play Brawl so they would rather complain about it, fail at ruining the fun for everyone else, engage in fanboy entitlement, or try to hack the game and turn it into Melee: No Fun Championship Turbo Edition 95.
Person A: Damn, Super Smash Bros. Brawl is great. But what could make it even better?

Person B: *whines about no wavedashing, pratfalls, and other stupid shit*

Person A: Thanks, that's just what I needed! *picks Yoshi, goes to Smashville and owns Person B*

Person B: Damnit! If I was on Final Destination and if items were turned off and if I had picked Fox instead of Falco I would have beaten your casualfag ass!

Super Smash Bros 

When 2-8 people are fucking, and whenever someone cums 3 times, they lose.
Person 1: Did you hear Johnny got 3-Stocked?
Person 2: Yah, he got destroyed by that dude. He’s so trash, he shouldn’t play Super Smash Bros anymore.
Super Smash Bros by BladeZGX November 10, 2020

super smash that hoe 

when you finish having sex with a hoe and/or slut, and you are not satisfied you smack her with your dick and you shove your cock in her mouth.
Patrick: "Hey what happened with you and that hoe Jill from the club last night?"
Bob: "Oh man she was trash, I had to super smash that hoe"
super smash that hoe by little pig December 20, 2008

Super Smash Bros for Wii U/ 3DS 

Super Smash Brothers for Wii U/ 3DS is the latest installment of the Smash Bros series.

Released October 4 2014 for the 3DS and December 6 for the Wii U.

Featuring lots of characters from Mario to Mii Fighters.

Featuring 3rd party characters like Sonic The Hedgehog, Mega Man and Pac-Man.

It has amiibo support, which you can train your amiibo to become a professional fighter.

It has an Online mode, featuring 2 modes: For Fun and For Glory, For Glory is the most played mode.

There is an item system that drops items in the battlefield randomly to help you out.

There are also 4 DLC characters: Mewtwo from Pokémon, Lucas from Earthbound, Roy from Fire Emblem and Ryu from Street Fighter.

There is also a Tournament Mode, where you can compete with players from all around the world.

There is also a stage creator mode, but it's pretty "useless" most of the times, because most people make unapropriated stages, like dick stages.

There are many and many things to talk about more, but if you wanna know more, go to the Smash wikia.

Then you can find all things Smash there.
Hey bro! Let's play Super Smash Bros for Wii U/ 3DS?

Yeah man, count on me!

Super Smash Flash 

Not minecraft, not Smash bros. It's SUPER SMASH FLASH!!! The one game that you dont have to pay money for, and is fun!!! If you think this is advertising, then you're a real kid that knows the game!! Share it with youre friends so they dont pay for Smash like an idiot or get some dollar tree Bop it! Schoove on some kids for no reason online or against your friends offline. No Friends? Then get one, you lowly scum!
That level 9 Marth Is Mcscmooven all over me. Nerf marth, Super Smash Flash!

Super Smash Flash 2 

A video game you can play in school
Brayden: Have you played Super Smash Flash 2?
Zakaria: Ya. I'm playing it right now!!!

Super Smash Brothers Brawl 

A fighting game for the Nintendo Wii, Brawl features characters from all over the Nintendo franchises (plus sonic and snake), and lets them beat the hell out of each other.

A solid fighter played by many, but severely hampered by incredibly stupid and annoying 'additions' that come very close to completely ruining the game. For example, your character has a chance to fall over and lay on the ground at any given time, which is absolutely inexcusable for a fighting game. Another example is how the game gives you the ability to save replays, but only if they are less than three minutes long, and no serious battle is ever that short.

However, the biggest problem with Brawl is its unbalanced nature, with the character Metaknight having the unfortunate combination of being infinitely better than the entire rest of the cast and requiring practically no skill to use. This means that a less-skilled player can easily beat a professional just by using Metaknight, and that makes tournaments and such incredibly boring and stale.

Because of these unimaginably stupid miscues by the developers, a group of players hacked brawl, removed all the stupid crap like the aforementioned trips, and balanced the characters. The new version of the game is called Brawl+, and you can play it on the Wii.

Those who don't want to play a hacked game often find themselves going back to Smash Bros. Melee, the prequel to Brawl - a fighting game that you don't randomly fall down in.
Super Smash Brothers Brawl player #1: So let me get this straight - you just won because my character randomly fell over and you nailed me with a Bair while I was down?

Brawl player #2: Yep. Talk about an empty victory. I feel bad for you.

Brawl player #1: Melee?

Brawl player #2: Melee.