Suck Me on a Handstand 

Telling someone to suck you upside down on a handstand

Suck me on a handstand while you tie my shoe,watchin poke'mon,at a Prince Concert,while jumping off a cliff,while thraxin yo mamma's big ass tities while i skeet in her ass hole

Suck Me on a Handstand by Desi Harris May 2, 2005

suck the socks on the rocks 

When you se some juicy white socks sitting on the rocks and suck them.

Joe: Should I suck the socks on the rocks?
Bill: Of course you should.
Joe: Alright da- man.

suck the socks on the rocks by greenmeenyo August 27, 2022

Suck my cock on blackpool rock 

Go away

Why don't you suck my cock on blackpool rock!

Suck my cock on blackpool rock by maaadddiieee September 30, 2008

on the suck 

The active endless vacuum cleaner nefarious maniacal greed: non-stop taking, cheekiness, Epoching of the suck, sucking you up, looking for a sucker, the beginning of the succubus, the big suck,

She came to my house and she was on the suck when she left there was nothing left it was the big stuff I got sucked up she sucked over me.

on the suck by 4717 February 24, 2021

suck me off with a condom on 

when you pull up to a rich spoiled basturd and he wont have sex cause hes a pussy so he throughs a condom out the window so it seems as if he had sex but reall y his tiny titted girlfriend sucked him off with a condom on!!

aww shit, suck me off with a condom on

u say it when something bad happens

suck me off with a condom on by a gigantic virgin July 30, 2008

Suck your dad's dick on the Moon 

To care so little about someone's opinion that you are willing to expend an extreme amount of effort to show how little their opinion matters to you

"You think I give a shit what he thinks? I'll suck your dad's dick on the Moon!"

"As if it weren't clear enough how little James thought of his critics, he proceeded to suck their dad's dicks on the Moon."

Suck your dad's dick on the Moon by Big Beefy Supreme February 11, 2021

suck me off with a condom on 

when someone that thinks he is a bad ass wants to get on his girl friend and he makes this whole elaborate plan to have his friends sneak up on him while he is having sex, to show everyone that hes a "man". When what is really happening is that he has his girlfriend suck him off with a condom on!! wow

you say it when something bad happens like-
aww shit suck me off with a condom on

suck me off with a condom on by gigantic virgin May 23, 2006