Straight Cheeks 

Straight Cheeks refers to the level of skill someone has at something which is inferior to most. You may also hear someone refer to such pisspoor skill-level as, "straight buns"

Yo, Mike is straight cheeks at 2K! He can't even guard with his defender!

Straight Cheeks by Nai329 July 21, 2017

Spicy Straight

A term that straight white girls use when facing a question of "What's your sexuality?" but wanna seem quirky. You'd often finding those girls using this with a side of "Kill all men!". They say that they're attracted to girls too but they would never date one. Actually, if you ever came out to a girl who's "Spicy straight" they would probably stay the hell away from you for the next couple of years in fear that you might fall in love with them. No one wants a taste of your vagina Stacy! Anyways, this term is quite offensive to actual people in the LGBTQ+ community so please don't seriously use this against sexuality hate crime.

Quirky Girl: I'm spicy straight
Lesbian girl: Please do shut the fuck up.

Spicy Straight by riI3y January 12, 2021

Digging straight down

A death wish.

Person 1: Let’s find a cave.
Person 2: Nah bro I’m digging straight down to bedrock.
Person 1: I didn’t know you were suicidal.

Digging straight down by Dr. Aygarra Long Chodeman August 8, 2019

straight skinny 

the bare, whole, and honest truth about a situation.

kid one: gimme the straight skinny.
kid two: okay, but it could take awhile and you're not going to like it.

straight skinny by girl kiddo May 28, 2008

Straight up 

1. Actually.

2. In all honesty, seriously.

3. Honest.

1. That guy straight up just took off his clothes in public.

2. Straight up, I'm not playing with you.

3. If he asks you where you were, be straight up, don't lie about it.

Straight up by Some Guy 88 March 9, 2019

Straight Business

The act of being a boss, player, pimp or just an all around no nonsense guy. Keeping composure when things get out of hand. Also can be shortened to Straight Biz.

Dude Matt Damon was straight Business in that movie Bourne Identity.

Dude that guy looks sick in a tie, hes totally Straight Biz.

Man Mr. Reynolds doesn't mess around, he is Straight Biz.

Straight Business by dthedancer October 15, 2010

Straight Kassab

1. An inconsiderate action or position.
2. To destroy, begrime, or clutter.

3. A grandiose sense of entitlement.
4. The condition or quality of Eric Kassab.

Roomate 1: "I woke up and found socks on the coffee table!"
Roomate 2: "Pff...that's straight Kassab"

Straight Kassab by TheyCalledHimToby May 17, 2013