Seahawked 

when you leave your phone un attended and someone takes it and writes a rediculous post on your facebook wall without you knowing.

hahaha!! Did you see Bubs' facebook post last night?
It says "If I slept with you within the last month, please contact me- its important.."

He totally got seahawked!

Seahawked by GALVINATOR October 24, 2011

Seahawk Shot 

A seahawk shot is a picture of a dude's junk that he took with his cell phone and sent unsolicited to a chick.

Did you see Brett Favre sent a seahawk shot to Jen Sterger?

Seahawk Shot by CheedaMagee November 17, 2011

seahawked 

When a sports team should win a game, but finds some ridiculous way to choke, either sending the game into OT, or losing it completely. Can also refer to non-sports activities.

Origin: The always choking Seattle Seahawks.

"Oregon kind of seahawked this one, they should have won"

"I seahawked my driving test when I ran the stop sign at the end."

seahawked by Joe$ April 10, 2006

seahawking 

the use of an inflatable pool toy or raft to navigate a river and whitewater rapids; the use of a Seahawk in rafting down a river that contains whitewater;

"Hey man, you want to go seahawking?"

seahawking by boofer for life December 9, 2008

Seahawk 

A sex position where a male grabs a female, flips her upside down, grabs her legs, jumps up about 15 feet in the air, and spins around rapidly in a circle as he smashes her head on the ground. All while the males penis is in the female. This causes the female to orgasm in the most intense state of bliss.

Holy shit man, did you see the way that Zangief pulled a Seahawk on Chun-li in that street fighter parody porn?

Seahawk by Mathelli September 24, 2017

Seahawk 

A group of cheating, disgusting, dream-smashing NFC West stealing fucks

We went to a Seahawks' game today and realized we wasted our money

Seahawk by SexyKurt47 December 29, 2017

Seahawk fan 

A fan base that never catches a break, from 1 yard line jokes to the 7 year old bandwagons and the early-mid round playoff exits. Fans from ages 16-above are usually very loyal, and are completely numb to Super Bowl roasts. Usual arguing points are “we beat the Broncos” or “we have all time winning record against the pats” or “Russ deserved MVP this year”

Russ: what is a Seahawk fan?
Tyler: a Seahawk fan is someone who supports and hopes for your success on that team.

Seahawk fan by Cornpop720 March 2, 2021