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Young and Restless 

Instead of the company "Young and RECKLESS", it is "Young and RESTLESS". A fake brand for old people.
Person of the male descent: Dude! Ur grandpa is so cool. He has so much swag.

Person with cool grandpa: That's right. He shops at Young and Restless.
Young and Restless by martin wiz December 8, 2013

R.B.S. (Restless Boner Syndrome) 

A condition caused by the lack of Vitamin P is a male's every day diet.

Symptoms may include but are not limited to:
-Tossing and turning in bed.
-Anxiety is social situation.
-Terrible morning cramps.
"F-in aye Bob, its been 10 days and this R.B.S. (Restless Boner Syndrome) is just getting worse."

YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS 

"What's up big dog, you got any of that young and the restless? This cat needs a scratch."

the young and the restless 

Four girls who watch Jeffy, eat chicken Alfredo, and are brown. If you don’t have the young and the restless, you don’t have a good life
“Did you see the young and the restless last night?
“Yeah they were having so much fun!”

“I wish I could be the young and the restless

Restlessness Disorder 

This disorder is a disorder where certain people(age group it mostly affects are middle schoolers and high schoolers)

Basically this disorder makes you feel as if your thoughts are clogging your brain and you can’t help but be negative. Have you ever thought: ‘My friends hate me’ ‘I’m not pretty enough’ ‘I’ll forever be alone’ ‘everyone hates me’. If so then you might be subjected to RD. do you think no one cares about you,or that you can’t stop thinking about this one negative thought on your mind that just won’t leave you alone. Than you have RD,your mind is basically so restless that it wants to make you miserable by making you think negative. It also can affect sleeping habits,eating habits,and social interactions. It’s like your mind hates you. These thoughts can come out of the blue or maybe because of a recent fight you had with a friend. This disorder can make make you push people away because you want you head to stop or you think that your protecting them from you. You isolate yourself from society and even you family(you won’t wanna be around anyone). It causes your mental stability to go down and make your emotions harder to control. You can have constant headaches and even migraines.

Restlessairpaddling Syndrome 

the compulsive need to move the arms and wrist in a paddling motion, in the hallway, and everywere you go. Usually occurs during off-season.
For Dragonboating
(RAPS)
my RAPS episodie happen after school when i was talking to my friend then my arms just happen to start moving,

Friend- "john WTF are you doing?"
Me-"dont worry about it",

Friend-"JOHN ARE YOU FUCKEN DOING THAT ROWING SHIT"
Me-"I have "Restlessairpaddling Syndrome" OK!!!