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Girl-niche 

The type of girl that will always fall for you, no matter what. In other words, anytime you meet a girl with these qualities/attributes/personality traits, they are no matter what going to at least start sexting you.
If you are really good at writing and reading Spanish, but not speaking it, deaf girls from Spain/Mexico will always fall in love with you, and then you would know that your girl-niche is deaf Spanish girls.
Girl-niche by lamppost_boy March 26, 2010
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A physical state of being absolutely fucked to the point where normal function can no longer occur.

To have made a critical error that negatively impacts you.
Just ran a marathon, my legs are nicked.

Fuck my coursework is due tomorrow and I haven’t started, I’m so nicked
Nicked by James Teagle May 21, 2021
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when your nice to someone, they will be get niced
Ye i was being nice, so feel niced
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To slightly touch, graze, scratch, or chip an object.
The bicyclist had nicked my car when he was squeezing between traffic.
nicked by Techmite December 13, 2016

niced it 

"I bought it half-off."
"Damn, you niced it!"
niced it by runup27 August 7, 2017
An interjection originally synonymous with phrases such as "Great job!" and "That was amazing!"

In modern times it is almost exclusively used ironically after someone makes a mistake. It can be derogatory of their decisions or skills, or may be diminutive of their achievements.
Fitzy faced the bars. The cell doors were locked until they went down for slop. "At least they can't pull a houdini this time," he thought, remembering the botched attempt at what they thought was a quirky surprise. On the up side, the rectal reconstruction gave him nearly 3 full weeks of recovery time in the hospital wing. Fond memories: better food, a warmer bed, and the others felt so bad for him they said, "Rub and tugs only Fitz. Until you're out of here!" That only lasted two weeks but he could tell his forearm definition was much improved.
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Fitzy preferred to pass this humiliating time thinking about being exonerated and going home. He knew it was coming, as it had 100 times before, but even as his head swam from the final donkey punch he knew he had heard it. "Nicedan," he knew the definition well but had Tank intended it in traditional meaning or had he intended it to insult? It didn't matter. For a moment his mind wandered to when "rafty" had become the favorite adjective of the inmate population. He had never seen so much confusion and chaos! He snapped back to the present.
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"You fool," he rebuked himself pointedly, "you thought the worst was over." Somehow he knew that all of the prisoners would soon appropriate his moniker to debase, subdue, and chasten him in one, final shame. "Nicedan," he thought. Nicedan indeed.
nicedan by Rey (pseudonym) July 25, 2021