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the act of jumping off of the middle floor of a building.
I cant take nemore of these damn muffins, im gonna merf yo!
merf by heebie jeebie March 5, 2003
1. an utterance of exertion upon lifting a large, awkward object.
2. an utterance of exhaustion upon the dropping of a large, awkward object.
1. with a mighty cry of "merf!" he heaved the dishwasher onto his shoulder.

2. "merf." she sighed after dropping the engine onto the garage floor.
merf by kita June 8, 2004
The act of two men finding a dead woman that has been dead for a month then one man eats her out while the other pushes on her stomache to push her guts out onto the other man face.
Hey man lets get drunk and go merf that chick we ganked last month
merf by Jon Erwin April 15, 2006
Merf: V. 1. To choke someone out 2. To smother someone
A: Did you about that wrestler?
B: Oh shit yeah, Chris Binoit. That psycho merfed his kid.
merf by Phil Good August 24, 2007
I was very merf today when I seen that booty!
Merf by Sissyhoe November 6, 2015
The act of getting the shit beaten out of you by your friends as a joke

adj. merfed
Whoever falls asleep first is about to get merfed...
Merf by Dill Pill April 16, 2019