louisiana long-john 

when you fuck a long john doughnut until you cum and then eat it.

Dude, Jimmy ate his Louisiana long-john last night.

louisiana long-john by P1CKL3 R1CK October 7, 2017

Frosty Long John 

A kind of doughnut, referred to in the Sinbad movie ‘First Kid.’; Another word for penis, esp. after orgasm

I told them to suck my frosty long john.

Frosty Long John by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023

John Long Middle School 

a school where people think they all that and a school where it’s so easy to make friends you’ll literally get snaked by every single one of them. girls think it’s cool to try and take pics of it and drama is their main priority. BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT, teachers here can be chill. some you’ll legitimately hate.

there’s so much drama at john long middle school

John Long Middle School by who knows 🥰. October 19, 2019

John Long Dong 

A guy called John with a long dong

"That John guy is supposed to have a massive penis" - person 1
"Yeah we call him John Long Dong" - person 2

John Long Dong by Henry Lawton January 8, 2015

Long Schlong John

A person named John that has a particularly long schlong

Guy 1 : Hey bro did you see John yesterday?
Guy 2 : Ohhh, Long Schlong John, ya his Schlong is huge!!

Long Schlong John by John McMenda July 27, 2020

John long middle school 

John long middle school is one of the worst schools ever. Teachers are all assholes besides some. The kids all are liberals and all fake asf. Please do not come to this school it needs to be shut down. They dress code girls for having there shoulders showing but when a emo girl wears a dog collar and stripper boots she’s fine.

Hey! What school do you go too? 2: Oh I go to John Long Middle School. (The worst schools ever made)

John long middle school by Cumsock3829 September 7, 2021

John Long Middle School 

A school where everyone acts fake asf and everyone NEEDS to have a girlfriend in 6th grade. Most of the teachers are chill, and P.E. is only fun if you’re an eighth grader. The dress code is garbage and some girl brought her trump flag and waved it around after lunch. And everyone is gay

A: Hey what school do you go to
B: John Long Middle School
A: lol

John Long Middle School by i like poopee September 10, 2021