ultimate lax bro 

originated at west genesee high school. the ultimate lax bro plays lax all year. in the rain snow and sunshine. the lax bro wears lax pinnys, oakley shades, flip flops with mid calf black socks. a true lax bro hates baseball players, haters, and any day he does not lax. lax bros like laxin, chillin, brew, and the occasional hockey game in the winter

ultimate lax bro-
sup bro throw me a brew
word bro. you wana lax?
knarly dude

ultimate lax bro by calilaxer23 May 5, 2010

Bro So Chill Lets Lax

One bro is telling another bro about something that was extremely chill. After this, they begin to lax. For non-laxbros, they can reiterate this action through the phrase Bro So Chill Lets Lax without having to whip out their lax sticks.

Bro 1 - "Bro, I did the chillest thing ever."
Bro 2 - "No way bro! What went down?"
Bro 1 - "So I was fucking this chick when her boyfriend walked in and I was like 'shit.' but then he was like, 'Bro, its chill.' and pulled out some Nattys and joined in."
Bro 2 - "Bro So Chill Lets Lax."

They then proceed to pull out their lax sticks and lax.

Bro So Chill Lets Lax by I Dont Lax November 10, 2011

Lax Bros 

Kids who play lacrosse, informally known as "lax", that are obsessed with lax and use a "jersey" way of speaking. When speaking, they might use short term English, which would be combining words, shortening words, making words verbs, and quoting the popular MTV show Jersey Shore. They typically wear their Lax Pennies and other lacrosse brand t-shirts along with Lax Shorts. For some odd reason, they love wearing over-expensive Air Jordan's, yet they dont play basketball. Lax Bros live by the sport and it's all they talk about.

Dude, Lax sesh later? Oh yeah, Lax Bros yeah

Lax Bros by hateroflaxbros December 30, 2010

laxbro 

a human being who has allowed their inner flame of humanity to be completely extinguished by the awesome power of the lax

Bro, check out Paul Rabil's flo, you can tell he's a laxbro fosho.

laxbro by j.maher February 24, 2009

laxbro 

someone who has flow, wears mids, and lax pinnys daily. and gets the ladies.

first guy: brah check out that kid chillen with the ladies in that lax pinny
second guy: duuuude, whatta laxbro.

laxbro by laxbrahh1234 March 31, 2010

LaxBro 

A laxbro is a manly lacrosse player. LaxBros have their own language and style that can only be understood by other laxbros. A laxbro nearly always baffles an ordinary human but is never mean to non-laxbros. The language includes broski, brah, and the wall. The style is so complex only a true laxbro could explain it. Normally a white male, but does not discriminate.

Zookeeper: "A tall muscular white man with a stick in his hand tosses a ball to another tall muscular white man while communicating in some sort of language. The laxbro is in its natural habitat."

LaxBro by Sir Winston Hamilton January 6, 2012