English Lawnmower

The Art of spinning your dick around while smacking a girls face.

Damn i just got the worst english lawnmower ever

English Lawnmower by Majestic J April 24, 2009

Go Fuck A Lawnmower 

When you're too pissed to just say "Fuck You".

Can also be said " go fuck your daddy's lawnmower".

"Hey, can I have back those CDs you borrowed from me? It's been three months"
"Actually, I don't have them anymore."
"WHAT?"
"Yeah, I gave them to Tom who let Joe borrow it who wanted to show them to his girlfriend who's mother took them away from her and erased them so that she could send them to some kids in Africa so they could save their homework on them."
"Dude... Go fuck a lawnmower"

Go Fuck A Lawnmower by NyaNya January 5, 2008

lawnmower kid 

The kid that carries a roller backpack in the position of a lawnmower whenever he walks to/from school. He is known to attack people with it.

That lawnmower kid just turned around and started attacking those people with his backpack.

lawnmower kid by losersquaredthatsme July 3, 2009

lawnmower 

When one pulls out anal beads in the same manner as starting a lawnmower, sternly and quickly. May cause extreme flatus and defication.

Although Travis said, "pull out those beads, but not too fast," Monty gave him the lawnmower. There was p00p all over that d00d.

lawnmower by the d00d September 25, 2006

the lawnmower 

a comical dance move. first start out by starting the mower by pulling the chord start then cruse your virtual mower around the dance floor and be admired by all. the posibilitys are endless with this one so have fun and be safe.

when felling overwelmed by all thoes new fancy dance moves dont worry about your two left feet.the lawnmower is a all american favorite.

the lawnmower by stoph March 1, 2004

lawnmower mouth 

Occurs when smoking green that has not been properly cured or dried.

"man that shit from yesterday gave me lawnmower mouth"
"well i rolled it straight off the plant"

lawnmower mouth by erpoji September 20, 2006

reversed lawnmower 

When two male partners (of the gay sexuality) "pull-out" after they have "filled the mower with gas", start to whip their penises in a circular motion. One partner going clockwise, the other counter-clockwise, and end up cumming on each other when they meet in the middle. In this production, please don't wear protection... It ruins the moment.

Thomas: Garry, you look super hot! Let's do the reversed lawnmower!
Garry: Okay, come plow me babe!
Thomas: Okay! My cheeks are spread!
Garry: Prepare for decimation!

reversed lawnmower by Emily Unicorntalon & Ty-Ty<3 August 8, 2014