too much time on his hands 

A phrase used by roody-poos who compensate for their inferiority by belittling the work of others.

Hey Jim! This guy made working plane out of 228158 bars of soap!

Someone clearly has way too much time on his hands.

Jim, you fucking candy ass.

too much time on his hands by yourneighborhoodandtheworld July 8, 2011

Sitting on your hands 

Trying not to contact someone that you really shouldnt contact, for example: Your ex, someone you are chatting up and dont want to appear over keen to, your friends girlfriend that you have a crush on, etc.

Alludes to the thing that teachers and parents make little kids do to make sure they dont touch things they shouldnt. Literally sitting on their hands.

Dude: 'I want to text that girl I met at the club last night...'
Friend: 'Did you text her already and she didnt reply?'
Dude: 'Yes...'
Friend: 'Sit on your hands then. You know the drill.'

'I keep wanting to call my Ex, but I know I will only embarass myself'
'You should be sitting on your hands, mate'

Sitting on your hands by Tonymicjoe November 20, 2009

Blood on your hands 

Football Twitter usage meaning a variation of "you will pay for this".

"My top 5 players right now are Messi, Ronaldo, Lewandowski, Kane and Chiesa."

"You've got blood on your hands for not including Divock Origi"

Blood on your hands by OutOfContextDFO July 27, 2021

hands off cocks and on socks 

Hands off cocks and on socks (verb).
An expression of frustration (usually referred to teenage males) used to instruct a person to get up and get dressed in the morning directly after sleep.
Can be used while simultaneously knocking on their bedroom door…

“Come on boys, hands off cocks and on socks or we’re going to be late for Christ's sake!”

hands off cocks and on socks by Scottis February 15, 2025

got a hand on my brain

hippies and stoners in referring to the physical sensation of being "stoned" or high on really high potency thc

Man that is really good. I "got a hand on my brain."

got a hand on my brain by Illumination666 October 28, 2009

Hand on it 

Semi-perilous occupation usually involving large amounts of beer/cider and dropping your hand on to intimate parts of the lady sat next to you.

Occurances in pubs, clubs, sporting events, etc and when "out on it" in Bristol UK - can lead to feeding the ponyshocker

Fish was one for the ladies and frequently tried to lay his hand on it.

Ben was out "on it" before attempting to "hand on it" with a passing beauty!

Hand on it by The Bigman June 17, 2009

handy on a rolly 

The act of giving and/or receiving a hand job while riding a rollercoaster

quote by: Mackenzie Squire

Saturday is going to be our fourteen months and we’re going to be at Canada’s Wonderland.

“you should give him a handy on a rolly.”

handy on a rolly by kenzsqui September 12, 2019