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Gurneys Law

In a group of friends a guy can only make a move on one female friend in that group. If it goes badly he can't try again or move onto a different friend in that group, its up to the woman to make any future moves after a guys uses his one chance. Women can do what they like as the supersede Gurneys law
Mike: hey dude I'm thinking of hooking up with jenny
Steve: No way man you had your chance with Claire, you don't want to go breaking Gurneys law!
Related Words

Gurndaddy 

The sexiest Brown Person to ever Roam the earth. He makes everyone's panties drop when he walks by even yours
do you ever wonder how Gurndaddy pulls so many bitches
Gurndaddy by Stephen Houston September 7, 2017
A literal blessing. A girl who listens to the Arctic Monkeys and BTS, with curly hair and warm brown eyes. Addictive personality and an intoxicating laugh.
Wow, look at Gurneet.
Gurneet by xephyne November 28, 2021
means getting cussed, taken the piss out of etc.
noooo....u just got gunned! (u just got cussed!)
gunned by louise June 19, 2004
Going extremly fast. Also means Floor it.
Yo, homes get the car we're about to gun it.
Gunned by Homes May 13, 2005
While there's no set definition for what "gurney" as an insult actually means, it is generally acknowledged to be a bad thing, and in no case, under any circumstance should "gurney" be used in a positive way. The term "gurney" can be used as an adjective or a noun (whichever works for the situation).

(theres also the literal definition: a four-wheeled stretcher for transporting hospital patients from place to place ;a wheeled cart or wagon with canvas sides, used in post offices to route mail.)
"Shut your gurney face"

"Screw you, you fuckin' gurney"

"Your mom's a gurney"

"They had to carry him out on a gurney"
Gurney by The jojo July 29, 2008