eggplant 

a definition of a penis that you send to a friend if u know what i mean ;)

eggplant is the definition of dont send it to a freind if you know what i mean uness u are weird.

eggplant by #koltogsjd June 3, 2019

Eggplant 

It’s a dang vegetable, guys. Stop making it into something it doesn’t have the consent to be.

Guy: “wanna see my eggplant?”
Girl: “Only if you’re talking about the food you nasty boy.”

Eggplant by lessdumblonde June 14, 2019

eggplant 

a way of sexting

hey what are you doing (eggplant and water emoji)

eggplant by Headahh12345678xx October 22, 2019

Eggplant 

tf y'all talkin about, eggplant is a long purple vegetable. a fucking vegetable. 🍆🍆🍆

How do you chop an eggplant?

Eggplant by ThatOneGUYinschool December 28, 2019

Eggplant 

A Zuchini type friendship where the primary focus is for sexual inter course

Wait, are y’all Zuchinis?

No, we’re Eggplants.

Eggplant by 17374838499 August 21, 2020

Eggplant 

When you get an erection

I got an eggplant when I saw Wendy's logo

Eggplant by Hollo0w September 9, 2021

eggplant 

lemme guess. You're here cuz

1. U wanna find something about the male reproductive system

2. You're so stupid that you're urban dictionary-ing "eggplant"

but no worries ;) I'm just as stupid and pervert-ish as you are.

person 1: man, his eggplants taste soooo guud.

person 2: *looks in shock
person1: no u pervert. I just like eating them

person2: N-no. I uh... GTG Baii. Pls dont WhatsApp me, email me or find me. Ever. Again.

Person1: what did i do? It's the fifth time this year.

eggplant by hiya Im sTuPiD+"clueless" December 24, 2021