cream n cookies 

when both you and your girl go into the bathroom and vomit simultaneously while giving head. then clean up the mess with your dick, if you don’t i️t doesn’t count.

there is a hand signal

left over right

right over left
then point to the bathroom

yeah bro i️ totally cream n cookies hannah last night

cream n cookies by kinkyfucker March 12, 2018

Cream and cookies 

When you feel the need to take a dump after having sex

Fred felt the need for cream and cookies while having sex with Jane

Cream and cookies by MinivanMafiaMan February 2, 2025

cookie cookie cream 

A slang term used for crack

In the song "Eazy Duz It" by NWA there is a line in the third verse "He used to have all diamonds and rings
but the cookie cookie cream, took all those things."

cookie cookie cream by VinnyThaOne December 7, 2016

Cookie cream 

A nice big juicy round BOOTIE.

When A girl is shaking her bootie so hard that it explodes.
Hey girl lets mix with the cookie cream.

Cookie cream by -xtreme May 25, 2006

cookies and creaming

When you cookies and cream yourself you are sexually pleased but also very afraid so you simultaneously jizz and shit your pants at the same time

Oh my god Brenda is wearing those booty shorts and carrying a strap-on, man I think I think I am cookies and creaming

cookies and creaming by Armincreamedhispants November 10, 2015

Cookies and Creamer 

The act of while having sex with a female, the male pulls out and just before he ejaculates he squats over the woman's face and proceeds to take a shit while simultaneously pointing his boner at her cheeks/lower chin and shooting his cum all over her face. The result is that the female's face is covered in shit and cum, which she must then lick off of her face. For the shit and cum mix that she cannot lick off her face, the woman must wipe it onto an ice cream cone and slowly lick it until she has eaten it all.

My girlfriend was bitching because I wouldn't buy her an ice-cream when we were at the pool so when we got home I gave her a Cookies and Creamer and that seemed to shut her up for several weeks. Literally, she didn't say a word to anyone for two weeks after.

Cookies and Creamer by Phickle Dude January 18, 2011

Cookie and Cream  

Lapping up a thick milky (Vagina Cum) some women ejaculate during cunnilingus.

Her Cookie and Cream was all over His tongue as she Orgasmed, it was a bit thick and salty

Cookie and Cream by The Exterminator February 19, 2009