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something came up with the crisp 

Sorry dude. I can’t go out, something came up with the crisp.

shided and farded and came 

where you shit fart and cum your pants at the exact same time
lucius: i shided and farded and came looking at my bros

me: kill yourself

shided and farded and came 

where you shit and fart and cum your pants at the same time
lucius: i shided and farded and came looking at my bros

me: kill yourself

Source: It came to me in a dream 

When a person claims the source of their information was revealed in a dream.
Dumbfuck on Discord: "yo did u know we gonna die? source: it came to me in a dream"
Person on Discord: "wow, like i'd ever believe that!"

the frog i accidently stepped on eye came out 

A gacha life trend that i cant escape like man who cares about that frog, plus its on youtube and tiktok. i cant do this no more
person 1: oh no i saw a eye come out of a frog i stepped on!
person 2: NO WAY GACHA LIFE IN REAL LIFE!!
person 1: this is why yo dad left.
person 2: the frog i accidently stepped on eye came out and rolled and rolled and flew into your mouth
person 1: is that candy???

So allow me to elaborate on where i came from

The sentence you say while he is holding up during sex so he can know if it pleases you or doesn't please you. Extremely common for petite women.
Guy - Damn, you tight as hell!
Girl - So allow me to elaborate on where i came from...
Guy - Sure thing girl!