Wake up call

You need find a random house, silently break into, locate random target, preferably female. When the target has been found, the aggressor then will be violently slapping with willy a victim over a face while she is sleeping. You are slapping her until she will wake up while singing "wake up call."

(Hotel reception, boss): "Do not forget to make a WAKE UP CALL in the morning!"
(Receptionist): "Do not worry, they will ake up with gladness!"
"You've just unleashed a WAKE UP CALL!"

Wake up call by Peter Vyzinkar January 12, 2009

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Windy Wake-up Call

Waking up someone by passing a bare assed breezy gust of excrement-laden gas in their face.

"I would have gotten her up with the Windy Wake-up call, but last time she punched my dick."

Windy Wake-up Call by Joel Bolt-On March 11, 2010

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Call dead up

A call that hangs up cause your phone dies

My phone needs to be replaced it always call dead ups everyone

Bro we had a great video meeting and 10 minutes till end, and the call dead dropped from the power outage

Call dead up by Onlyme4you January 26, 2026

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wake up call fart

A fart that is ripped near or on someones face or head while they are sleeping. At that moment the sleeping person wakes up from the fart.

Lance: Hey Teri are you ok? You don’t look so good.
Teri: No I’m not ok. I was just woken up and on the receiving end of a wake up call fart on my head from Larry.

wake up call fart by Ray Veege February 23, 2025